douche

shortened version of douchebag

yo douche bring me a beer while your up

by hazzi February 4, 2003

Douche

1)Product used to sanitize an unpleasant, dirty vagina.
2)Used to describe an individual who has shown themselves to be very brainless, inconsiderate, or tacky in one way or another, thus comparing them to the cleansing product for vaginas.
3)To make a commitment with an individual and then break it without informing the individual you made the commitment with.
4) A term of endearment.

1) When I took a shower this morning I used Summer's Eve douche.
2) Look at that guy over there wearing the pink shirt with his collar popped, he's such a douche.
3) Joe: I'll be back in an hour to pick you up, make sure your ready.
Frank: Ok, don't douche me!!
4) What's up douche!

by Docta Dawe September 16, 2005

douche

A useless human, typically male, entity acting to further the patriarchy, either intentionally or unintentionally.

The guy who messaged me on Tinder turned out to be a douche, imagine that!

by annadoes March 28, 2016

douche

an over used term to insult someone

Guy 1: hows it going?

Guy 2: your a douche

by tree tree tree123 November 15, 2009

Douche

Someone who wears "big label belts" while taking pictures with items such as champagne, or slutty girls. Typically characterized as "too cool."

"I saw a lot of douches at the club last night."

by caffcoi November 28, 2013

Douche

Some one who is a total asshole , the kind of person that would cheat on their girlfriend after they knocked her up

I can't believe he called you a fat whore!
your pregnant and its his fault!
Hes such a douche!

by Alexandra Nicole June 24, 2009

douche

the word you type in after you have found out that you have misspelt it as doosh.

"I'm a retard and I cant spell worth shit! Doosh, douche, it's all the same to me!"

by LaneB June 11, 2006