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dividend

A drink or cocktail. Stems from the concept of sharing the profits from a good harvest among the farmers involved, as in a glass of wine from a barrel or a shot of whiskey from a cask. Commonly used to refer to a drink poured from a larger stash (i.e. a bottle of whiskey or a batch of martinis).
Bob: "Yes, yes, Carolyn, I think equities are a terrible place to have your money these days. I could use another dividend. Bowmore, that will do!"

Carolyn: "I'm not going to have one myself but would be happy to get you one."
by drewbob September 6, 2007
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divine number

The divine number is 1.604, Leonardo Da Vinci used this number to paint the Mona Lisa, but the first time he made the painting, her right side of the forehead was bigger, so he had to do it all over again, therefore showing that the Mona Lisa that is kept is not the original painting.
Leonardo painted the Mona Lisa with the divine number, the divine number is also used for many other things of which i choose not to discuss.
by Brandon Harripersaud May 1, 2006
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divine comedy

a trick played by God on man; divine joke.

His house was destroyed in a fire. A few days later, he lost his son in a road accident. What a divine comedy!

divine joke, twist of fate, misfortune, good luck, bonanza
His house was destroyed in a fire. A few days later, he lost his son in a road accident. What a divine comedy!
by uttam maharjan July 13, 2011
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great divide

A huge chick's firm yet HUGE vag. Mostly concerning the lips/flaps.
by shesafucker March 21, 2009
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365 divided by 52

If there are 52 weeks each of seven days in one year, and a year is 365 days, then surely 365 over 52 must be equal to seven, right? Wrong. Besides there actually being 365.24 days in a year (See leap year for the reason) there are 51 weeks and four days in a year (five days in a leap year).
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 6, 2004
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Divine providence

Everyone’s got their own view that works out for themselves
“Knigge I was just trying to tell you you’re not gonna be an alcoholic” “see that’s divine providence
by Zeric1969 May 5, 2021
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Divine

Divine - Carti fanboy and acts gay on twitter 24/7 copying twitter user Dotty
Divine : WLR is a masterpiece

Divine : fuck me Dotty
by KingNikoszn May 19, 2021
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