dispursia

the act of looking into your purse or bag and forgetting what you were looking for. This condition is compounded proportionately by the size of the bag and the volume of its contents.

I opened my bag but my dispursia kicked in and I forgot what I was looking for.

by Loquacia October 29, 2008

disposal crew

Disposal crew a pyro-maniac that burns people and buildings for a price or because of mental sickness.

Does anyone need a disposal crew

by Domdom72 September 16, 2016

dispersion

In polyamory, dispersion is any benevolent, non-jealous, relieved, or contented feeling toward the other partners of your own partner, because your partner's time spent with them gives you and your partner time apart, which introverts need to feel comfortable. It was coined to provide a more specific variety of compersion, benevolent and non-jealous feeling toward one's metamour (your own partner's partner). If compersion is being happy to share your partner with somebody else, because it makes them both happy, then dispersion is being happy that your partner is spending time with somebody else, away from you, because it lets you have space and solitude.

Dispersion was coined to be used in this way by redditor /u/TooShortToBeStarbuck, on 17 March 2016, in the /r/polyamory subreddit.

Quoting from the reddit post in question:
"Comperson has been retroactively justified as 'comperage + person + compassion,' or some combination thereof.

Why not dispersion? Yes, it's an actual word, but it both works in a literal sense and in a morphological sense. 'The action or process of distributing things or people over a wide area.' Dispersing one's emotional, social, and other relationship needs across multiple partners allows any one partner to avoid shouldering too much social burden.

The 'com' in 'compassion' is 'with.' The 'dis' in 'dispassion' is 'apart.' The compersion you feel, as a result of being able to get away from each other, is dispersion."

Brad was feeling socially overstimulated when Jennifer wanted to spend every evening at home, but now Jennifer is also dating Angelina. Brad enjoys great dispersion toward Angelina, catching up on his favourite shows on nights the two women go out together.

by TooShortToBeStarbuck July 19, 2016

Dispaperalism

1. The fear of writing on paper
2. Not being able to hand write a paper

Sam couldn't hand write his English paper because he had Dispaperalism.

by Komo50 December 5, 2016

Disposal expert

Someone who is great at removing incriminating evidence

Anton calling Leroy
Leroy: "What up Fool?"
Anton: "Hey I need a "Disposal Expert", I got a problem and its a fucking huge one."
Leroy: "I'll call "him" up."

by RaiRaijinn December 16, 2016

Dispolouge

Confusion about your state of sobriety. “Am I drunk? Am I sober? (You’re drunk)”

5 hours after taking acid, Erica was in a Dispolouge until she saw Neil’s face changing colors

by WreckedinAmerica April 27, 2019

Disputatious

Fond of or causing heated arguments.

Me: Is disputatious

Everybody else in the room: Why us, why must we be done this way...

by fEROCIOUStACO62 June 9, 2019