hold me closer tony danza

Hold me closer tony danza is a phrase people (aka me and my friends)use when my true stupidity shows. This is when I think the words to an Elton John song is "hold me closer tony danza" instead of "hold me closer tiny dancer" and now this phrase can be used to mock your friend's true stupidity at any moment in time. After your friends say something stupid you just say "Oh my god, hold me closer tony danza"

An example could be after your friend says something like Oh my god your lawn has stripes" when really your lawn only had "stripes" due to a shadow. After they say that you say, "Oh my god, hold me closer tony danza"

by Kiki Marsh July 31, 2006

Tony Danza

Another term for "Donkey Punch"
when having sex with a girl (or guy if ur gay), and u yell out "WHO'S THE BOSS" typically the girl isnt gonna think to say "Tony Danza's the boss". so when she scream/moans out "you arrre" u punch her in the back of the head *which is pretty dangerous* and yell "TONY DANZA'S THE BOSS BITCH"

Shut up before i Tony Danza ur ass.

by ClayOsgood July 31, 2006

Denaberry

A daffy and unique socially-driven individual, who immensely enjoys (though never admitting, unless under the influence of one too many martinis, a bottle of wine and/or a bong hit) it up the arse almost as much as losing her purse!

The denaberry teetered towards the end of bar towards its mark for the evening, leaving its purse on the stool.

by CandP November 7, 2008

Danza Whack

When a man slaps a woman with his penis. Named after the great Tony Danza. This moves is also known as the Dana Slap or more simply the Danza. A woman's version of this maneuver is referred to as a Somers Slap.

After dodging that bitches Somers Slap attack, I Danza Whacked her out cold before she could get me back with those beef drapes.

by Evil DDR November 1, 2007

danza slap

slapping your biotch with your penis after you bust a nut

When she was done giving me a hummer, I gave her a Danza Slap to show her who's the boss.

by JasonStillwell February 4, 2003

denali

1. n. someone high as fuck
2. adj. high as a motherfuckin kite

that fucker is a denali when he smokes crack

i was denali as Rush Limbaugh off dem vicadin snooters

by boolian October 15, 2003

danza smack

A hit given directly to the face, normally given by a flaccid cack

Foggy loves it when I give em' the ol' Danza Smack!

by ekip February 9, 2003