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a heavy set big ass nigger who loves his peanut fried chicken, watermelon, grape soda, and molesting children. if you call someone Denzar it must not be in vein...they must be the most niggerish of niggers and not anything less than the ultimate nigger. If you catch a Denzar...beat and kill that nigger before he steals all your money, tires and your bitch....this nigger loves white women especially.
That nigger over there just stole my woman and my car and my White porn...fucking Denzar ass nigger.
denzar by The Cumstain Creeper August 29, 2016

Denmarkism

A fan-made religion based off the anime Hetalia, similar to Doitsuism, which worships the character Mathias Köhler, or Denmark.

Denmark is everything to a true Denmarkist- he is the reason the sun rises and sets, why the world turns, and the force behind every triumph of the human race.

He is the supreme lord of Scandinavian hottness- his gravity defying hair is the subject of mass worship.
His axe is unforgiving, and often smites non-believers, the haters of the Denmarkism religion.

Some common catchphrases used by Denmarkists include "I hope you step on a lego," "Danish class," and "When in doubt, Denmark it out."
1)
Person 1: Denmark.

Denmarkist: *Squeals*

Person 1: What's with you?

Person 2: She must be into Denmarkism.

Denmarkist: When in doubt, Denmark it out.*runs off into the sunset on a wearing a cape with a Danish flag and throwing Legos everywhere*
Denmarkism by Ane December 8, 2013
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Denzeard 

Five o clock shadow made famous by the one and only denzel washington
Cant shave today im growing a denzeard.
Denzeard by therealdudeabides October 29, 2010
A magical utopia that American pundits like to point to.
Liberal: In Denmark they have an enormous welfare state, and they always score at the top of happiness surveys! So we should have a larger welfare state.

Conservative: The Danish have more free trade than we do, and they score at the top of happiness surveys! So we should have more free trade.

Liberal: We should create good public transportation, like Denmark has done!

Conservative: We should have a labor market as flexible as the Danish one!
Denmark by Oscar MacGorden September 14, 2012

Asexuals Invade Denmark 

There is an estimated 76,000,000 asexuals worldwide.

The current population of Australia is 24.5 million people.

There are MORE ASEXUALS THAN THERE ARE AUSTRALIANS.
The Troll tracer machine from the South Park funny show is from Denmark, so asexuals invade Denmark! 🇩🇰
Where lego comes from!
Lets go to Denmark and see Legoland and knock down all the little lego houses when no-one is looking!
denmark by legoman April 29, 2003
A wonderful sounding word for the Greek word meaning "desired one" known for bringing beauty. (Noun)
Dezarae showered the world with her raining desired beauty.
dezarae by Dezzy Baby May 16, 2008
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