The habitual committing of criminal acts or offenses by someone possessing a penis, especially one with a shorter penis than which ordinary criminal prosecution is possible.
by TimmyTurnerFanBoy October 21, 2019
Get the Penile delinquency mug.Enjoys slaving away in tight spaces, while eating bon bons and rubbing his belly button. Never has to do leg day due to freakishly large calves. Glutton for listening to bald guys and superior leaders, 10 years younger than him.
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Someone who is random. (Very Random.)
Know as a sassypants.
(can be used with deli in front of it)
Someone who is random. (Very Random.)
Know as a sassypants.
(can be used with deli in front of it)
by sassy1229 December 18, 2010
Get the Delson mug.A child you have after being raped by someone you hate.
it came about after a friend combined my name, Nelson, with another kid, Dennis, and then a friend invented the definition.
it came about after a friend combined my name, Nelson, with another kid, Dennis, and then a friend invented the definition.
Say you get raped by a really creepy person that you've always hated. if you choose to keep the kid, he would be a Delson
by Nelson Jones May 13, 2005
Get the Delson mug.Being terminated from your job at the whim of some stupid executive, despite years of loyalty and great performance.
by Swiss Cheese74 February 20, 2009
Get the DeLonged mug.A girl who is very annoying. Very childish. And very puertorican. Usually is the oldest sister in the family, but gets along very well with younger children. She likes hanging out with friends more then staying at her house. She does not like school but will still try to pass. She usually prefers puertorican boys. She is not intimate at all with her boyfriends.
1) Why can’t Delines sexually pleasure me!?!?
2) I want to get with delines but I’m afriad she will annoy me a lot.
3) FRIEND 1- Do you know Delines?
FRIEND 2- Yes I do. She is very childish
2) I want to get with delines but I’m afriad she will annoy me a lot.
3) FRIEND 1- Do you know Delines?
FRIEND 2- Yes I do. She is very childish
by Darkchicken831 March 4, 2018
Get the delines mug.A long, thin appendage of truth upon which false prophets are gibbeted for the amusement of the thinking public.
From James Delingpole, British newspaper columnist and anti-global warming alarmist.
From James Delingpole, British newspaper columnist and anti-global warming alarmist.
In a perfect world, Al Gore would be tied to the highest delingpole on the outskirts of town, as a warning to those who seek to profit from public hysteria.
by minamisan September 13, 2011
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