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Turkmen delight

Like the Turkish Delight (aka lokum) but from Turkmenistan. Many Soviets and Turks enjoy it. The taste is somewhat similar to Dr. Pepper, so if you like Dr. Pepper, you will like Turkmen delight. However, if you expect it to be like a Turkmen version of Turkish delight, then prepare to be disappointed.
Turkmen person: Have you tried our fabulous Turkmen delight?
Turkish person: What's that, your rip-off of our fabulous lokum?!

Turkmen person: Ok, that's fine. You don't give a shit. You don't know what you're missing.
Turkish person: *tastes the Turkmen delight* Yuck! At least it's slightly different from our delight but it's horrible!
by FunkDaBeat November 26, 2014
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Veggie Delight

When you receive sexual pleasure from someone who is brain dead
Last night while working my shift at the hospital i got me some veggie delight.
by Potter, John February 27, 2020
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Snipers Delight

The term used to indicate someone has a massive forehead, and would be an easy target for a sniper.
by Absolute Wounder March 11, 2020
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Southern Delight

Noun: The act of participating in a threesome with two siblings.
Man, I had the best Southern Delight last night with the Smith twins.
by Lilmeat September 18, 2017
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midnight delight

The engaging in coitus or sexual pleasures during the first hours of the morning (aka. sex at midnight or 12:00 AM). This act can involve two or more people but can also extend to self pleasure.

Related: Afternoon delight
John watched as his girlfriend engaged in some lustful midnight delight with another, much older and experienced woman. John was aroused.
by TERRORMOTO June 3, 2017
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Stoner’s Delight

The physical interaction between an object and a higher power of life when you are baked. A gravitational force given to those who smoke weed.

Ex 1) When you are listening to music late at night stoned, your device will never fall onto the floor, Stoner’s Delight will keep it on the bed.

Ex 2) When you are packing a bowl and it tips over, somehow the bud stays in the bowl and doesn’t fall out, even though the law of physics is contradicted.
“Dude, I dropped my bong but somehow it landed on my backpack and didn’t break”

“Stoner’s Delight, bro.”
by OSG Bobby November 19, 2017
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shrek's delight

When there is nobody in your swamp (house) and you can do whatever you like.
After the party and everybody left I was in Shrek's Delight and went to sleep.
by My-Username March 6, 2017
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