Erection defection

When you've sniffed something a little bit much

Ah shit! I got an erection defection babe!

by Sesh legend inguani August 25, 2019

snatching defeat from the jaws of victory

When in online gaming, your or the enemy team does something incredibly stupid in the last minutes of a match, that it costs yours or the enemy team the victory.

We won the match, thanks to the enemy team, snatching defeat from the jaws of victory.

by Shasol December 3, 2019

sexually defective

People who roll bowling balls down a slide into their testicles.

THAT FUCKING SEXUALLY DEFECTIVE ROLLED A RETARDED BOWLING BALL INTO MY FUCKING *cough cough* THE TESTICLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by xX 44100 Xx March 15, 2021

Getting Defeated

When inanimate objects don't work with you, and hijinks ensue.

"WAHHHH! Come on! WORK WITH ME HERE!"

"What the hell is happening over there?"

"I'm getting defeated."

by Ubeenbamboozledson January 10, 2022

aggro-defeatist

A overly aggressive externalization of frustration (typically verbal on social media) in the face of imminent defeat that contributes nothing towards improving the odds.

She went on an aggro-defeatist rant shaking her fists while wearing her women's march pink hat saying: "AARGH!!! Rowe v Wade will be overturned!! The world is going to sh*t!!! This is all Bernie, Trump, RBG, Biden, and Republican's fault. I hate the world!!!"

by p.diddy. May 3, 2022

armchair defeatist

The average "smart" ass who assumes constraints loudly. These people are everywhere and only seem to ever come up with reasons why something won't work, or how it doesn't apply to them, and therefore must not apply to anyone else.

I didn't listen to all the armchair defeatists, instead I made a quick prototype and made $1,200 in my first month.

by batFalcon September 12, 2022

Millimeter defeater

1 millimeter small pee pee

Joshua Dunn and tiger li has a millimeter defeater

by Luka C October 2, 2023