Decorative Edison

A sexual maneuver whereby a lightbulb is screwed into the anus as if it were an electrical socket.

Last night Joe came by and gave me a Decorative Edison. The metal was cold and abrasive, but at least he didnt give me a Wizard of Menlow Park.

by Johnny Ashcan February 6, 2009

Decorational

How a dumb blond says "decorative".

Girl 1: That hat is so pretty! Are the zippers on it functional?

Girl 2: No, they're just decorational.

by Captain.Cupcake December 14, 2010

art deco ass

Anatomical description of a chicks buttocks that likes anal penetration during sexual intercourse. Taken from the decorative and architectural style of the period 1925-1940. Indentifying qualities are chiefly identified by geometric motifs “Tattoo’s”, curvilinear forms “rock hard glute’s”, sharply defined outlines “tight clothes”, often bold colors, and the use of synthetic materials, such as plastics “Breast augmentation”.

I hit it with some Art Deco Ass last night, and she wore me out.
Damn, did you see that Art Deco Ass at the corner, shit'll kill ya.
High Maintenance Ass, and Art Deco Ass might as well be the same thing, except the 'deco ass lets you root it out.

by rEmitlaer September 25, 2007

decorah

Decorah, is the best person in the world that you could ever see and meet she is nice, sweet , kind, caring, loving , smart but most of all she is the most delicious like to look at when she comes in the room she melts every body face off. she is so THHICCCC the thiccest of all all time. she will be the person who will be there and for you and never leave you. she will do her best to make you happy and will make you laugh so hard that you will eat peas and pee them out. Also she has the thiccest hair is the world witch will make you start crying of jealousy.

john - dang decorah's thiccc
jeff- yeah she's more like thicccer than your mom.

john - no your wrong shes the thiccest in the world

jeff - okay your right she's definitely thiccer

by bobbybobko June 19, 2019

Decorona

The act of decontaminating items possibly exposed to Coronavirus by spraying, wiping, washing, boiling or leaving them outside for a week.

Chris:

Hey Ted, should I bring in these packages and mail laying in your yard, it’s starting to rain.

Ted:
Fuck no, are you crazy? You’re not bringing that virus infested bullshit into my house until it stays outside for a week to Decorona it...unless it’s beer!

by Urban Name'er April 1, 2020

deborah smith

A fresh produce picker in the fall.

She's a Deborah smith, she's always picking apples in late October.

by BEN LOMBARDI FAN June 8, 2017

decarlos

A sensitve person,he is very attractive and is many times making the right descidion ,goofy,crazy and a very likable person,he is loyal,and and has a great personality.He is funny and smart.

I love when decarlos is crazy

by Chiccco May 19, 2018