December 25th

Fat people with a red jumpsuit break in. And instead of stealing they give

Me: On December 25th some fat guy in a red jumpsuit broke in and gave me stuff.
My friend: Are you sure

by NinjasHyper5975 December 5, 2019

December 10

national ignore celebrities day

“imagine if we all just started ignoring celebrities

like how funny would it be if they posted and got 13 likes” on december 10 ignore all celebrities no likes nothing

by mynameisflyasf December 6, 2020

December 29

National force your best friend to ask out their crush day

Me: guess what day it is!
Bsf: what

Me: December 29 which means u have to ask out your crush
Bsf: fine whatever

by y die mad December 28, 2020

december 1

This is the day beautiful souls were born. When you see someone born on this day you’ll know they’re a gem. They are funny, loyal, and exciting to be around.

“OMG! It’s that guy born on December 1”
“He’s so amazing”
“Well duh he was born on December 1”

by puupuulover99baby October 19, 2019

December 30

National kick a guy in the Nuts day kick every guy friend you have! Heck even kick your dad’s Nuts !

Man 1: gotta hide it’s December 30!
*Woman walks up and kicks Man 1 in Nuts*
Woman around the corner: that’s a lot of damage

by cats pog October 27, 2019

December 8

The day of the year that some of the most prestigious and wonderful people were born on. Sagittarius- these people are kind, sarcastic, caring, good friends, and intelligent. They can sometimes be rude, but they know what they want.

Emma: Yeah I’m a Sagittarius I was born on December 8th

by Itchin&Burnin April 29, 2019

December 31st 2020

the end of all suffering , the end of all the madness that 2020 had brought upon the world.
this seems religious but i'm going to be so happy when 2020 is over

"i'm really hoping that 2021 is going to be a good year and it doesn't suck ass like 2020"
"nah everything after December 31st 2020 is going to be even more shit"

by FC_Kyro June 10, 2020