doritos

doritos are a very nice food man

pilwon: hey jooha whant some doritos
jooha: please let my family go

by satoru gojos #1 wife March 28, 2024

Dorito

The worst preforming processor / "chip" that will operate in a given Motherboard or Computer system.

Only relevant for non-monolithic Computers (i.e. systems have options for different processors), and where the absolute worst was picked.

The Term comes from the singular of "Doritos" a popular triangle shaped snack chip, that while tasty, do not actually run computer code.

The Term was made famous in the song "It's All About the Pentiums" by "Weird Al" Yankovic

What kinda chip you got in there, a Dorito?

by mpheyse February 25, 2023

Dorito

A snack that isn't for homewreckers

No bitch you can't have a Dorito you homewrecker

by Doritosareanelitecrisp November 3, 2021

doritoes

where one would place their feet into an empty Dorito's bag and powder their toes with the dust, then proceeds to have their toes sucked by one or more partners

Jenny was freak, she had my doritoes cleaned in like 20 seconds!

by danny doritoe July 28, 2019

Doritos

The best chips to ever exist.

Bob: Hey Jerry! Want some Doritos?

Jerry: HELL YEAH

by XyroTheTotallyRealGerman September 23, 2021

The gay dorito

Sexual intercourse usually involving three men, an asshole and cheesy tortilla chips

Hey man, wanna do the gay dorito with my dad and I?

by Biggy dick April 20, 2018

Fiery Dorito

Girl eats a shit ton of laxatives after eating a bunch of Mexican then Engages in sexual activity's with a male then when the girl needs to shit, she shits on his nose causing a hot shitty nose.

Julia: Hey baby, i want to have sex with you baby then im going to give you a fat fiery Dorito.

Greg: Oooooooo yeah mummy i love that, that makes me so bricked come suck this long ass shlong.

by BigChodeChad June 23, 2025