Ligma (greek: λίγμα) is a rare and very dangerous disease which seems to only infect Fortnite streamers and CEOs of successful companies. Famous people who have sadly died of Ligma include but are not limited to: Steve Jobs, Ninja and Joe. Ligma spreads through the air, but also infects people by water.
Person 1: "It's so sad that Steve Jobs died of Ligma (Disease)"
Person 2: "Who the hell is Steve Jobs?"
Person 2: "Who the hell is Steve Jobs?"
by akkostol October 31, 2022
The 'Burger Disease" is a very bad thing that occurs when you get a phat hickey from some kind of burger, It slowly turns your bones into floppy burger patties
Jiah - "What's that on your neck:
Toby - "It's a Hickey"
Jiah - "Don't tell me a burger gave it to you"
Toby - "Yeah, why...?"
Jiah - "Your going to get the 'Burger Disease'"
Toby - "It's a Hickey"
Jiah - "Don't tell me a burger gave it to you"
Toby - "Yeah, why...?"
Jiah - "Your going to get the 'Burger Disease'"
by alkssmma,lwwoak June 05, 2019
The act of using an electronic vaporizer/vape in excessive amounts without providing your body (throat) with enough water. Resulting in an extremely dry, sore, mucus filled throat, and a lack of motivation to do anything (you feel like sh*t).
by Willie G ~ 336 Gang September 21, 2017
When someone frequently spills food in their lap. Common enough that you shouldn't hesitate to ridicule the afflicted.
<after spilling a plate of spaghetti on oneself> That's the third time this week! I'm having a crotchkins disease flare-up.
by Mehrune March 14, 2009
by LilUziIsaNigger June 24, 2022
Clements Disease is a chronic, potentially life-threatening condition caused by nothing other than the utter stupidity of todays human race. It primarily targets the brain.
Symptoms include but are not limited to:
Vomiting
Shortness or loss of breath
Sweating
Muscle aches
Near or complete loss of brain function
Unfamiliar or tourettes-like behaviour
Vietnam flashbacks
Sudden need to shoot a weapon
Also known as; CD, Clements Syndrome, Clements Virus.
Symptoms include but are not limited to:
Vomiting
Shortness or loss of breath
Sweating
Muscle aches
Near or complete loss of brain function
Unfamiliar or tourettes-like behaviour
Vietnam flashbacks
Sudden need to shoot a weapon
Also known as; CD, Clements Syndrome, Clements Virus.
“Mark was hiding in a bush in fortnite doing the “take the L” dance. I could not believe what i had just witnessed...
I received Clements Disease.”
I received Clements Disease.”
by Martinkelly188 September 21, 2018
Fictional disease for when you get burned out from drafting too much and you don’t want to draft anymore. For some it can be cured, but for others it is permanent and they need to leave CAD Drafting.
by maxxica January 24, 2022