by marshalynn January 11, 2011
Get the Man Disease mug.The disease of being a hypocrite.
Person 1: "Dude, you gotta work on your acne, your face looks like a pepperoni pizza!"
Person 2: "Well you have worse acne than me! You, my friend, have hypocritis disease!"
Person 2: "Well you have worse acne than me! You, my friend, have hypocritis disease!"
by FireOnSteroids July 28, 2020
Get the Hypocritis Disease mug.Clements Disease is a chronic, potentially life-threatening condition caused by nothing other than the utter stupidity of todays human race. It primarily targets the brain.
Symptoms include but are not limited to:
Vomiting
Shortness or loss of breath
Sweating
Muscle aches
Near or complete loss of brain function
Unfamiliar or tourettes-like behaviour
Vietnam flashbacks
Sudden need to shoot a weapon
Also known as; CD, Clements Syndrome, Clements Virus.
Symptoms include but are not limited to:
Vomiting
Shortness or loss of breath
Sweating
Muscle aches
Near or complete loss of brain function
Unfamiliar or tourettes-like behaviour
Vietnam flashbacks
Sudden need to shoot a weapon
Also known as; CD, Clements Syndrome, Clements Virus.
“Mark was hiding in a bush in fortnite doing the “take the L” dance. I could not believe what i had just witnessed...
I received Clements Disease.”
I received Clements Disease.”
by Martinkelly188 September 20, 2018
Get the Clements Disease mug.When you are about to take victory, but fail to win near the end, especially when victory should be assured. This term is usually used after repeated occurrences.
"Innumerable chances came Parrott's way in the remaining frames but the 1991 world champion was gripped by "clinchers disease" - the inability to clinch winning positions."
He went on to lose this match, even though he was winning by 5-1 in a first to 6 match. His opponent took the next 6 frames in a row to win 6-5.
He went on to lose this match, even though he was winning by 5-1 in a first to 6 match. His opponent took the next 6 frames in a row to win 6-5.
by Fleecemaster October 4, 2012
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Get the Tractor Disease mug.A game that children play where one child acts as the Disease Fly. The other children build a fort with blankets on a bed. The Disease Fly kid must try and break his/her way into the fort and get inside to disease the other kids. If the Fly gets in, the Disease Fly wins. The defending kids generally never win, it's just how long they can last.
by TheDiseaseFly February 3, 2021
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