Dicking

Wearing a strap on over your pants in a public place. While you stand there in silence staring strangers dead in the eyes, with the straightest face possible.

Dicking is the new Planking.

I went Dicking at the mall, babies r us, and the gas station all in one day. I also took some pictures to post on facebook to show them Planking idiots what real fun is.

by BenTennison July 12, 2011

Dicking

To be beaten heavily in any sporting event, or the same as happened to the French in WW2. In the game of football (soccer), to have more eight or more goals scored against your team during a single match. To be dicked by the opposition in a game.

"We just took a dicking from Manchester United" - Arsenal fans, 2011. "Oooh Leeds just got dicked!" - news watcher, 2011.
"France took another dicking on the battlefield" - pre-history to present day.

by mrenigmar September 20, 2011

dick

A completely self absorbed, immature, and demanding male behaving just like his penis.

He's was acting like a total dick when she told him "No, Thanks"!

by Thaz right February 14, 2006

dick

something your wife sucks when your not there

ohhh thats a good dick

by gvuj.o56p[ijok[gd6pbyohp August 15, 2017

dick it

Have sex with it. To have sex. Have sex. Slang for "f**k it", originating from Toronto.

I'm a dick it wit dat grl.

by talksh0wh0st October 1, 2006

-dick

The suffix "-dick" can be added onto anything to express stress or even humor for a given topic.

"Shitty-dick over here just got an attitude with me."

"Ol' cactus-dick just poked the shit out of me."

"Hey, speedy-dick! Slow down!"

by XDavid PolicastroX April 16, 2009

dickness

1. The state or quality of being a dick.
2. The property of being without heart, devoid of passion or feeling.
3. The quality of being difficult to get along with.
4. excessive sterness, harshness or severity of character.

He really liked her and she screwed up.

I heard that he was a dick to her.

Yeah, becasue of his dickness he missed out on a good thing.

by nick April 7, 2005