DILF

A man who is a Downtown Independently Livestreaming Father

I guess this would make me a Downtown Independently Livestreaming Father...or a DILF, for short.

by LavaBucket August 8, 2020

dilf

an attractive older man, typically with children.
doesn't need to be that old if he has children.

dazai is the perfect example of a dilf... and so is fukuzawa, i think he's 47 years old.

by dazu5hi December 16, 2020

Dilf

Pedro Pascal or Cillian Murphy

Dilf, no explanation needed

by Jack not Daniel February 16, 2021

hypothetical dilf

Someone who gives off dilf (dad I'd like to f*ck) energy, but isn't actually a dad. Tends to be older guys (mid thirties at the least, depending on how they look)

Person 1: Alex Turner is so hot
Person 2: Omg yes! He's a hypothetical dilf

by godsandmonsters666 May 1, 2021

hot dilfs in your area

awooga.

(Thank you)

HOT DILFS IN YOUR AREA, ONLY 5 MILES AWAY
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4 miles away
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3 miles
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2 miles
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1 mile away
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*Grindr notification*

by Why can’t I have someone.com June 20, 2022

dilf

disabled person i'd like to fuck. A hot person with a disability; i.e. down syndrome, deaf, dumb, mute, crippled, parapalegic, quadrapalegic, blind, retarded, kyle seavey, polio, measles, mumps, bubonic plague, shingles, scurvey.

I'm tryin to holler at a DILF This down syndrom chick is a DILF. Holla.

by Gully Evans July 25, 2009

DILFY

Damn I'd like to fuck you

Bob: (see's hott chick) Heyyyyy, Dilfy.
Hott Chick: You can't have any of this.

by Carebarelv200 August 13, 2009