Decorating my Christmas Tree

A cheap excuse to use during the holiday season for not hanging out with friends.

Tye: Hey why were you not at the b-ball court.
Damien: Oh I was decorating my Christmas Tree.
Tye: Dude What the fuck that's a lame excuse!

by Santadude69 December 10, 2013

Decrapitation

The act of pinching off your poop before finishing its release.

As the turbulence increased in the airplane I decided Decrapitation would get me back to my seat quicker.

by bb2255 January 23, 2016

Decorate my Christmas tree

Proposition a woman for sex while she's on her period.

"Hey baby, why don't you toss that tampon aside and decorate my Christmas tree."
"Um...why are you in the women's restroom?"

by Redwings15 March 21, 2016

dechristmastised

To be overloaded with and subsequently reject all Christmas cheer, carols and paraphernalia.

I've been to the mall and I've totally been dechristmastised.

by GoldenPrincessKitty April 3, 2016

Decorizing

Making something look hype. Not what your mother's room would look like.

Your room looks legit! Great job decorizing!

by Kruelt January 15, 2017

decoriea

Decoriea is the baddest bitch alive. And she also is a smart and talented and has the ability to do what she wants if she puts her mind to it.Also she likes to act like an exotict dancer sometimes but she tries to keep professional as best as she can.

Decoriea is the sauce

by 134J14H April 17, 2017

Decorgasm

When a room or house makes you want to orgasm because it's so beautiful.

I had a decorgasm after seeing those home decor pins on Pinterest.

by anonymous August 13, 2017