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Dallas Cowboys

The gayest team in the National Football League. Previously employed such homosexuals like Troy Aikman, Michael Irvin, and Emmitt Smith. Currently getting its ass handed to them every year by the E-A-G-L-E-S EAGLES.
Jerry Jones: Who are we playing this week?
Tuna: The Eagles
Jerry Jones: We're screwed..
by Rick June 17, 2005
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dallas cowboys

A bush-leauge team favored by many, many homosexuals around the globe.
The Dallas Cowboys... Steers and queers to say the least.
by ha-ha April 12, 2005
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Dallas, The new Football Babylon. Every front running Fag for miles and miles will be at the orgy. Hi fiving, and rubbing cow shit affectionately all over one another. Micheal, Troy, T.O., Larry Allen and every other drug smuggling, coke sniffing, crack smoking, future felon you can think of. White lines and bitches as far as the eye can see. AMERICA'S TEAM.
Dallas Cowboys,Americas team, for front running fags only.
by MHK October 24, 2006
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Dallas Cowboys

Worst team in NFL. Supposedly "America's Team" even tho they ain't won shit since the 90s. Fans will tell you they will win the Superbowl every year and they always end up going 8-8.
Yo, you see the Dallas Cowboys last night? Man they're so trash bro.
by L195 June 10, 2021
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Dallas'd

When you fuck something up so bad it's unfixable
You really Dallas'd that fucking pallet didn't ya
by Winglesschicken August 26, 2021
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Dallas Cowboys

An NFL team with morons as fans. Owned by Tales from the crypt keeper Jerry Jones. Fan base that talks about the glory years and keeps saying stupid phrases like How bout them cowboys or we dem Boys. Might actually be a cult of homosexuals. They’ve practiced their cult rituals since 1960. They claim to be America’s team but America would like to trade them for any of the Canadian football league teams.
The Dallas Cowboys have yet to win another super bowl and it’s 2095. Celebrating the 100 year anniversary of the glory years
by Cowboys SUX November 23, 2021
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Wow, those Dallas Cowboys are great
by Su'mae Fy Frind March 10, 2022
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