dafak!?!

What the f*ck?!?
What the hell!?!

Dafak is goin' on!?!
dafak!?! you doin'?!?
dafak!!!!
dafak????

by Chakaaachaka May 19, 2016

daft

crazy, stupid, insane, nuts, moronic, asinine

"Dude! Like, I'm gonna jump off that bridge!"
"You're daft."

by SnottyIrishman August 28, 2005

daft cunts

noth east england slang for stupid itot and general dickheads.

fuckoff ya daft cunt

by Rob January 23, 2004

daft twat

Synonym of silly cunt

- I've lost my wallet.
- You daft twat!

by Greg K Nicholson August 2, 2004

Daffed

To get Drunk As Fuck

Jaap: Whoa dude, what happened last night?

Grant: Dude, we got daffed!

by Granth January 18, 2009

Daft Cunt

A total fucking idiot

That Adam Rowe is a right daft cunt

by JakeyDbaby October 31, 2018

daft bint

Naive female, often perceived as stupid. One who would buy Chantelle's biography and label it a "good read".

Sarah: "That iraq place must be really hot!"
Dave: "Why so?"
Sarah: "Well, look at these pictures! It is so hot there these cars just catch on fire!"
Dave: "You daft bint. Iron my shirt, wench!"

by Jeffrey Douglas November 5, 2006