curtain condom

another name for a Dental Dam. Dental Dams are latex sheets used to provide a barrier against STIs / STDs during oral sex.

Yo, before you go downtown, gotta cover the vag and/or booty hole with a curtain condom to avoid spreading the HerpaGonaSyphia.

by Breezy.sunshine February 20, 2018

smacking the curtains

A younger man screwing and older woman really hard

My friend is into milfs, he likes smacking the curtains

by GrranDadd June 28, 2021

Curtain Lick

A Curtain Lick is when you lick a fat persons vagina till it bleeds

Oh go curtain lick that woman you a$$ hole

by Gross fat man December 2, 2011

chin curtain

A nice long luscious hick beard, which is well groomed and maintained.

Oh man, Look at Scott. He has one relentless Chin Curtain.

by Yominister March 3, 2017

Bum curtains

The flesh that hangs from an extremely obese persons buttocks.

In order to engage in anal sex with that large lady, one would have to open her bum curtains.

by Gazrocks April 8, 2013

painting curtains

Pleasuring a women with tounge in public

You see that guy in the lounge painting curtains?

by Bigcat69imlovinit June 14, 2017

Clam curtains

When a girl has alot of saggy excess skin on the outside of her vagina

Dude that girl i met last night had mad clam curtains

by B76B011 September 19, 2016