Cuckle

The equivalent of a "gaggle" in the case of men who are not geese.

The cuckle of men formed when the traveling circus cornered the market in apparel and made everybody where clothing that was too bulky before traipsing to the next town.

by Flaque January 10, 2016

Cankles

There are two differing forms of the cankle
1: Where the ankle is large enough that it is unable to be distinquished from the calf.
2: Where the calf is slender enough that it is unable to be distinguished from the ankle.

1: Man, How could you hook up with Mandy? That bitch is so large that she's got cankles.
2: Of the two types of cankles, kenyan marathoners have the latter.

by The Constar July 26, 2009

Cuckle

A male that devotes his time/resources/money into raising and/or supporting a female's child, even though the child belongs to another male.

Males that raise bastard children are cuckles.

by Octaane May 3, 2010

crunkle

A Crazy Drunk Uncle...which everyone has.

Who's the douchebag pissing in the corner? Oh that's just Nicks' crunkle.

by Nitmer May 9, 2009

crunkle kick

a crunkle kick is were you super glue your ball sack to your penis and get on all fours like a dog and have a elderly Bulgarian prostitute wearing six inch stiletto high heels kick you right in your genitals 5 times wile she sings "i could have been full of joy if i was ever a mother" this sex move will cost you about 350.00$$

i would like a crunkle kick please

by daniel allan wood September 26, 2007

cankles

are u guys fucking stupid cankles CAN be from weight gain n stuff but if ur born with cankles it usually means ur calves are bigger than usually which enables fast track running. because ur calves extends it allows the leg muscles to strecth long while running which quickens the movements (fast running) so next time u want to make sum douche comment about sumthing that should be considered a complement, READ ABOUT IT MOTHER FUCKERS

douche: look at those cankles on the bitch. dam

LATER IN GYM

gym teacher: ok guys time to run the mile

WHILE RUNNING

cankle girl: wow this is easier than i thought

douche: man, this sucks balls dude

AFTER DONE WITH MILE

gym teacher: ok well the cankle girl got the best time in the class! oh, and um the douche can suck sum mile ass

douche: aw fuck i got beat by a chick

cankle girl: yea bitches what now eat my cankle ASS

by ALL U GUYS LICK MY SMART ASS December 12, 2009

Cankle

When your calf and ankle merge into one super joint. Tom Burg has some cankles. See Summer Sausage or No Ankles Burg.

"I don't know who that chick was, but she had some major cankles" - Joe "Shabs" Udvari

by Die_Tasse February 9, 2005