coffin varnish

Very strong coffee, especially coffee brewed with Dr. Pepper, caffeinated water, or yesterday's coffee instead of normal tap water. Features may include an oily sheen, a strong chemical aftertaste, some form of cheap alcohol mixed in, or a horrible sense of impending doom after consumption.

I drank coffin varnish to stay awake all through finals week, and now I'm afraid to fall asleep because the walls are breathing.

by rumpuskat July 30, 2009

coffin bait

someone who is obessed with, and wants to be bitten by a vampire. Used in the Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter books.

by the_crazy_faerie August 21, 2003

Coughin' to a coffin

Another lame phrase for non-smokers to try and influence smokers to quit.

Smoker: *takes a drag* *cough cough cough*

Non-smoker: Hey man you should really quit, you're Coughin' to a coffin.

Smoker: gtfo nerd

by Hoju123four June 28, 2010

Chuffing Noughts

Westcountry term for mammory glands.

Synonyms: Baps, tits, cottage loaves, wabs..

"Aye, she 'ad a fine pair o' chuffing noughts.."

by Esteban Lorenzo August 19, 2003

cuffing the suspect

To masturbate, to put the prisoner in lockdown

I was in the middle of cuffing the suspect when the phone rang

by shineon February 1, 2008

cuffiness

The act or state of dealing with situations 'on the fly', spontaneously, or as they arise. Normally used in combination with public speaking engagements. First usage is attributed to 'His Googleness'.

"When it comes to taking questions at the end of my presentation, cuffiness is fine with me."

by Scary Potter November 5, 2008

coffin dance

a dead meme

Guy 69: dude i love the coffin dance meme its so funny
Guy 420: its a dead meme

by sheeeeeshh November 9, 2020