crypt keeper

the person who promises to pay money back and then makes every excuse in the book not to pay it back or to duck the situation.

paul, where is my money....
{paulits in the mail, i swear on my life!

by Brian April 22, 2005

crypt

someone who is a hypebeast but claims he isn't. now they tend to make their own blog pages, and claim they can skate. they are always following hte crowd, and everyone wants them dead for that, therefore called a crypt

Look at this girl posting up bulletins to go to her blogspot. What a crypt !

by Mr. Kiddrick March 11, 2008

Crypticness

The skill possesed by one 'Plastic_Demons' to convey information through covert and disguised methods.

"Demons' crypticness is really confusing me today..."

by Bullett March 31, 2005

desert cryp

Used to refer to a low grade type of marijuana. Usually old cannabis that has been flattened and squashed for smuggling purposes and is very old(5-15years). Usually lots of seeds and stems, an earth smell, brown coloring and a bad taste while smoking. Also know as Mexican.

I want to pick up some weed from my friend but he says he only has desert cryp. Arrgh. Looks like we are going to be coughing a lot...

by coffeeoso August 28, 2007

CryptFiend-

One who browses DoBRP's forums in his spare time. CryptFiend- normally doesn't maturbate to female baboons, but on the weekend, the urge is just too strong. Despite his undersized, amorphous penis (the head got blown off in the war), CryptFiend- is a sexual maniac! Often preying on young girls, such as those who read girl's life and sell cookies, CryptFiend- quenches his sexual desires with such toys as pickles, coffee beans, and icicles. Ever the prankster, and always the ass, CryptFiend- is the ideal forum browser.

See also, ass, jackass, dumbass, fucktard, retard, moron, ignorant, uneducated, pedophile, necrophiliac, stubby penis, wanker, shit head, faggot, faggit, fag, homosexual, newb, noob, newbie, lam0r, PWNED

Mommy! Mommy! Look at that CryptFiend-!
Run inside son, tell dad to fetch his gun. I'll go for help!
HELP, POLICE! HELP!

by Conicle November 3, 2004

CrypticNerds

the sexiest mf that plays LL and is rich, good at pvp and some ppl would even know his as the (rng god)

omg pls CrypticNerds pls let me give u free gleam roams ;o

by CrypticNerds March 14, 2021

Cryptクリプト

Crypt is a popular hvher in the counter strike community, is often seen talking with Nohyper,Steeve and Dragunov music he is very good at hvh and is considered a big namer by many, even though his skill cannot be matched he still has fun playing and so does the enemies in the community servers he plays in

"damn Cryptクリプト you are really good"

"thanks man"

by not crypt September 26, 2021