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Crying Johnny

Noun: The act of extremely injuring (whether shooting, stabbing, etc.) someone in their penis/groin.
Noun (Second Usage): The injury that has occurred after being extremely injured in the penis/groin area.
"I asked him not to mess with me, but he ended up regretting doing so when I gave him a crying johnny."
by Bucko702 September 29, 2012
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Crying Tiger

Doing a chick tiger-style (like doggy style, but more intense), then spraying your batter in stripes across her back. To finish, you slap her in the face or punch her in the kidney (doesn't matter, so long as she cries).
That girl was a straight up freak, so I made her a crying tiger.

She was being a bitch, so Mark gave her a crying tiger for her birthday.

She wanted Thai food, so I ordered up some crying tiger.
by holy markeral! December 14, 2008
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crying jag

1) Excessive and uncontrollable weeping brought on by a deep emotional trauma

2) Something a woman does when her first attempt at manipulation doesn't work
Get your pussy ass out of that crying jag, get over here, and help me bury this body.
by patentleathertweezers December 18, 2011
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Crying Game

1. Bitching and complaining that only serves to annoy others.
2. Complaining about things when you have no motivation to actually change things that are within your ability to change.
3. A ploy used by bitter people to get sympathy.
4. Employees griping and complaining about trivial work related matters when there is little possibility (or good reason) for actual change.
5. People complaining about their be-with and whatever lame habits or peccadillos they happen to have.
The boss climbed up my ass 'cuz I was late today. My bus is always late.
I see you're playing the crying game again. Why don't you just pull your lame ass out of bed a few minutes earlier and catch an earlier bus?
by 910 January 28, 2008
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Crying Shames

Used to describe a group of those who, often found in duo's, are avant-garde in taste, intellectual, and have a collective superiority complex.
"Hey Matt, over there, there's a couple Crying Shames."

"Pfft, check out these Crying Shames."
by Jeff Arbeau September 8, 2005
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crying fish

Originated in prison: a weak man, raped by his first cellmate.
Yo, dig the crying fish. Lets get him in the corner.
by davidebert March 23, 2008
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Far Crying

when someone is bitching or crying over something stupid and that person loves the game far cry 2
a: C'mon man! that's bullshit he's just a newb using the host shotgun

b: six stop far crying!

a: Gore im going to slapped you so hard if you keep saying that!

b: you're far crying

a:fuck off!

b:HAHAHA!
by da gory masta June 22, 2010
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