Noun: The act of extremely injuring (whether shooting, stabbing, etc.) someone in their penis/groin.
Noun (Second Usage): The injury that has occurred after being extremely injured in the penis/groin area.
Noun (Second Usage): The injury that has occurred after being extremely injured in the penis/groin area.
"I asked him not to mess with me, but he ended up regretting doing so when I gave him a crying johnny."
by Bucko702 September 29, 2012
Get the Crying Johnny mug.Doing a chick tiger-style (like doggy style, but more intense), then spraying your batter in stripes across her back. To finish, you slap her in the face or punch her in the kidney (doesn't matter, so long as she cries).
That girl was a straight up freak, so I made her a crying tiger.
She was being a bitch, so Mark gave her a crying tiger for her birthday.
She wanted Thai food, so I ordered up some crying tiger.
She was being a bitch, so Mark gave her a crying tiger for her birthday.
She wanted Thai food, so I ordered up some crying tiger.
by holy markeral! December 14, 2008
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1) Excessive and uncontrollable weeping brought on by a deep emotional trauma
2) Something a woman does when her first attempt at manipulation doesn't work
2) Something a woman does when her first attempt at manipulation doesn't work
by patentleathertweezers December 18, 2011
Get the crying jag mug.1. Bitching and complaining that only serves to annoy others.
2. Complaining about things when you have no motivation to actually change things that are within your ability to change.
3. A ploy used by bitter people to get sympathy.
4. Employees griping and complaining about trivial work related matters when there is little possibility (or good reason) for actual change.
5. People complaining about their be-with and whatever lame habits or peccadillos they happen to have.
2. Complaining about things when you have no motivation to actually change things that are within your ability to change.
3. A ploy used by bitter people to get sympathy.
4. Employees griping and complaining about trivial work related matters when there is little possibility (or good reason) for actual change.
5. People complaining about their be-with and whatever lame habits or peccadillos they happen to have.
The boss climbed up my ass 'cuz I was late today. My bus is always late.
I see you're playing the crying game again. Why don't you just pull your lame ass out of bed a few minutes earlier and catch an earlier bus?
I see you're playing the crying game again. Why don't you just pull your lame ass out of bed a few minutes earlier and catch an earlier bus?
by 910 January 28, 2008
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by Jeff Arbeau September 8, 2005
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Get the crying fish mug.a: C'mon man! that's bullshit he's just a newb using the host shotgun
b: six stop far crying!
a: Gore im going to slapped you so hard if you keep saying that!
b: you're far crying
a:fuck off!
b:HAHAHA!
b: six stop far crying!
a: Gore im going to slapped you so hard if you keep saying that!
b: you're far crying
a:fuck off!
b:HAHAHA!
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