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crumpet burner

Someone who makes it their main purpose to ruin the fun for everyone else.
Look at that crumpet burner pop that kids balloon
by Toshir0z January 12, 2015
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Crumpets and tea

Crumpets and tea is a British food, usually eaten for breakfast or afternoon paired with tea often. It is made from flour, milk or water and yeast.
Friend 1: Hey bruv you wanna come over and have some crumpets and tea mate?

Friend 2: what kind of bloody question is that? Of course I do!
by sex minister April 26, 2022
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Crumpet snatcher

An extremely offensive British offensive, meaning to steal ones freshly buttered crumpets
"Did you steal my tea?" You're such a crumpet snatcher!"
by Yllom.gollom October 4, 2016
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buttery crumpet

When you slab that butter on the crumpet and it melts all the way through to the plate.
That was such a buttery crumpet I licked the plate afterwards.
by anonymous August 18, 2022
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crumpet strumpet

UK old woman who sits around eating crumpets and flirting excessively online in chatrooms with anyone who will talk to her.
The crumpet strumpet was overly aggressive in chat.
by Goonie's Revenge September 23, 2023
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crumpet dodger

A man who avoids women; typically because he is a homosexual.
"Hey Jamie, you massive crumpet dodger"
by Joni-K July 6, 2016
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