Cremble 

noun
1 Informal. A stupid person, an idiot or a person acting like they’re mentally disabled

adj

2. (cremtarded) the act of being a cremble

No dude you’re being a cremble, were not gonna burn down that orphanage!
Bro stop being cremtarded

Cremble by Srivtax January 2, 2020

crumpled 

Getting the crumpler, a.k.a ring and pinkie fingers in the butthole and index finger in the vagina.

That girl got crumpled the other night by my buddy.

crumpled by Brosti December 24, 2005

crumple

To hand someone loose crumpled dollar bills as payment for something.>

I was in a hurry to catch the bus, so I gave the driver the crumple at the last minute.

crumple by Dr Claw February 9, 2007

Crumblet 

One who is disgustingly persistent.One who has horrible manners and cannot contain themselves.Crumblets always want and never give, they act selfishly in almost all situations. Its is of great insult to be called this.

Nick: yo son you got a cigarette?
Ryan: Yea sure man
Nick: You got a light?
Ryan: Yea man
Nick: You got any gum?
Ryan: Calm down you CRUMBLET!

Crumblet by **RPM** December 8, 2006

crumpler 

A chick that is so extraordinarily hot you literally crumple in awe when you lay eyes on her.

Dude I met this chick that was so hot I couldn't believe it, she was a total crumpler

crumpler by velvet cave September 1, 2009

that's the way the cookie crumbles 

Bruce Almighty, said by Bruce Campbell in an effort to make a catchphrase similar to "And Thats the way it was"

Also a pun in that film, as the news story was about a giant cookie,

It means:

Thats the way it happened

....*news story*..

and thats the way the cookie crumbled

that's the way the cookie crumbles by Mike_Mohill June 1, 2004

that's the way the cookie crumbles 

Idiom, synonym of "that's life".

Timmy: I can't believe I revised for four hours on those topics and not one of them came up in the exam
Jinny: That's the way the cookie crumbles
Timmy: stfu

that's the way the cookie crumbles by brendan May 28, 2004