Colon Crown

Someone who is such an asshat that they are king of the asshats or asshat nobility. Clearly because they are wearing their colon like a crown.

My boss is not just an asshat, he's king of the asshats a real colon crown.

by GreenBird23 May 18, 2011

Crowned as a princess

Intentially getting a girl so fuck up she can't stand stripping her naked then having a minimum of 4 men jackoff into her hair.

This lightweight at a party got crowned as a princess then woke up the next morning asking her why strands of hair are sticking together.

by Ron Michael jeremy May 17, 2016

Bridport Crown

An extravagant party held in the English countryside.

Billy told me they were having a Bridport Crown this Friday.

by turkjim January 20, 2015

Red crown

It means, someone who has in control of anything and anyone. Kinda like a manipulator, ruler, or someone who is in charge, but differently y'know?

"She's such a manipulator! She act like she's wearing a red crown!"

by Viilambburr December 20, 2022

Triple Crown

Sexual Practice where you engage in anal, vaginal and oral intercourse followed by climax on the head while saying kachow

You call her a queen? I call her a Mcqueen the way she got triple crowned

by Oneoffiftyfive April 3, 2023

Crown Farming

A form of exploitation in Orisha religion where a priest will initiate ("crown") a large number of people in a short amount of time and have new initiates begin initiating others before they have been properly trained (it takes years) to increase ceremony volume and before the initiate has had the opportunity to sit with the initiated energy on their head. The goal of crown farming is to create a workforce under the first priest that funnels ceremonial fees to them despite the spiritual harm caused to the undertrained new initiate until the spiritual house stabilizes.

Note: No iyawo still in their ceremonial whites for the first year should be initiating others. Cuchio (sacrificial knife rites) are given after years of training and service.

So you 're telling me 15 folks in that spiritual house Ile are paying for ceremony but share the same four legs and supplies, it's definitely giving crown farming. If we're all paying full price we should have our separate stuff or pay less for what we are sharing. Where's the rest of the money going?

by SpiritualAccountabilityNetwork April 17, 2023

Triple Crown

When you decide to hit three parties in one day and get absolutely obliterated to the point where you no longer have any eye sight.

Yo are you down to run a triple crown tonight me and the boys are thinking about blacking out.

by ElephantDroppings June 13, 2020