Noun. - Sha•dō - Cröwn, A Group descriptive ex. Illuminati, knights templar, new world order.
1. Used to describe a group of elite much like the illuminati with the knowledge of the timing of the cycle of global catastrophes. They use this knowledge to build fortunes in the name of stopping a natural process called Global Axial Precession that controls the cycle of ice ages and warming periods. Using their fortunes they then build survival bunkers, orbit capable rockets and have even crafted the Solar Warden / Solar Sentinel programs as orbiting survival shelters for certain groups of elite.
2. Those that are selling fake climate change solutions are often wearing the shadow crown.
1. Used to describe a group of elite much like the illuminati with the knowledge of the timing of the cycle of global catastrophes. They use this knowledge to build fortunes in the name of stopping a natural process called Global Axial Precession that controls the cycle of ice ages and warming periods. Using their fortunes they then build survival bunkers, orbit capable rockets and have even crafted the Solar Warden / Solar Sentinel programs as orbiting survival shelters for certain groups of elite.
2. Those that are selling fake climate change solutions are often wearing the shadow crown.
1. The builders of the Pyramids, and Derinkuyu wore the "shadow crown", after the flood waters settled they emerged to repopulate.
2. Some believe the illuminati wear the shadow crown.
2. Some believe the illuminati wear the shadow crown.
by Thane J. A. Odinsson June 28, 2023

by turkjim January 20, 2015

Intentially getting a girl so fuck up she can't stand stripping her naked then having a minimum of 4 men jackoff into her hair.
This lightweight at a party got crowned as a princess then woke up the next morning asking her why strands of hair are sticking together.
by Ron Michael jeremy May 17, 2016

Someone who is such an asshat that they are king of the asshats or asshat nobility. Clearly because they are wearing their colon like a crown.
by GreenBird23 May 18, 2011

It means, someone who has in control of anything and anyone. Kinda like a manipulator, ruler, or someone who is in charge, but differently y'know?
by Viilambburr December 20, 2022

Sexual Practice where you engage in anal, vaginal and oral intercourse followed by climax on the head while saying kachow
by Oneoffiftyfive April 3, 2023

When you decide to hit three parties in one day and get absolutely obliterated to the point where you no longer have any eye sight.
by ElephantDroppings June 13, 2020
