Raymond from Animal Crossing

A largely over-rated character who is worth a ton of NMTs (Nook Miles Tickets) and also worth a ton of bells. People have also sold him for real life money and Raymond is worth about $50 USD.

"Hey do you have Raymond from Animal Crossing on your island?"

"Yeah, I bought him for 500 NMTs"

"Why? He's just a cat in a game, and Nook Miles Tickets are expensive"

"I like him ok?"

by Taxe May 15, 2020

Animal crossing

A game where you catch bugs, chop down trees, collect fruit, build a house, decorate said house, fish, and talk to humanoid animals. That’s it, that’s all you do, how this game got famous? I have no fucking idea

Person 1: dude you look pale, you should go outside and do some fun activities like fish or something

Person 2: but why would I do that when I can just do it in animal crossing?

by A bowl full of soup May 1, 2020

Cursed Crossaint

Now that you’re here, let’s go back to the Dust Bowl conspiracy theory. I’ve only created this definition to relay an encrypted message to those who are still actively researching this brain buster. First off the system is bonkers — the measures the government has taken to cover up this dust bowl is unreal. They had the ability to move around natural resources to organically CREATE a dust bowl.. I mean think about it. No WAY that much dust would have accumulated on its own without any help. Second off isn’t it ironic the dust bowl didn’t have any effect on Washington DC? Woodrow Wilson was just a criminal in pantaloons. Before he was president, he was arrested for insider possum trading. Anyone care? No. Anyone even discuss the lives that were tragically lost to the dust bowl? Nope. Do you even know anyone who ever questioned the validity of this “disaster”? Nope.. because they’ve all conveniently disappeared. We are teaching our children to mindlessly accept history books and move on. Sorry, not my kid. My kid will QUESTION every natural disaster, because it doesn’t add up. If you don’t see any other definitions from me, it’s because I’m stuck in a bakery.

Dust Bowl Investigator: “hey is this where we meet to discuss the logistics of the DB scandal? Testing cursed croissant 123”
****silence****** cursed crossaint
Rosie O’Donnell: “I was just looking up croissants and this came up”

by YungCassper28 April 6, 2019

Crossing the Delaware

Having sex with a girlfriend or boyfriend while he or she is asleep. Originates from George Washington's sneak attack against the British on Christmas Day 1776 and his numerous nocturnal sneak attacks on Martha W.

Bill tried Crossing the Delaware last night, but I woke up and pushed him off me.

by countryturkey March 26, 2010

Croissant ass niggas

Croissant ass niggas is a term used on Twitter to refer to black French men who are colorist toward black women.

Croissant ass niggas also have a tendency to be apologists for racism, colorism & misogynoir. Their internalized anti-blackness is strong.

Jordan: "Black French men had a hashtag “everything black except our women” that was going viral for years. Posting photos of themselves dressed in black next to their light skinned mixed, white and other non-black women. All to taunt and torment black women."

David: "Croissant ass niggas"

by samknight April 26, 2020

Crickets Crossing

A once barren wasteland where corn used to grow just north of greentown, now a cheap residential look-a-like st. James (rich) allotment.

Cantonian: Hey foo where you at?
Uniontownian- Ah shit just kickin it at Crickets crossing
Cantonian-ahhahah I see ya rents couldn't afford st. james

by Greentown October 3, 2008

sparkling croissant

after you drop your croissant, your sister eats glitter and poos on it but you eat it happily anyway. #fivesecondrule

me: "BOO"
that guy over there: "AH YOU MADE ME DROP MY CROISSANT"
sister Shannon: "I need a poo" *poos on croissant*
that guy over there: "ooo that sparkling croissant glistening in the sun after it had been in my sisters bum"

by genius plenius definitionius June 7, 2019