crooked eye

When somebody gives you a look with one particular eye almost as if they have a lazy eye because they find you or your children annoying.

My supposed friend gave my baby the crooked eye when she got into my car.

by Dolores Machado January 4, 2010

croosh

abbreviation for crucial

yo man, that band was croosh!

by melbs September 22, 2005

croobie

1) Used by feudal pirate warlords to describe their fair sea wenches.

2) A word used in modern times to describe something that is cool.

1) "Arr, you be a croobie lass!"

2) Jeremy: "Hey, cool jacket."
Chris: "Thanks, it's pretty croobie..."

by Jeremy Wash / Chris Enders March 8, 2005

COOCHIE CROOK

ONE WHO TAKES A COOCHIE AWAY FROM ANOTHER

I AM THE COOCHIE CROOK, DEAL WITH IT!

by SCOE September 25, 2008

Crookedy

Adj. A term used to describe a janky physical human condition with a somewhat light connotation. Solidarity in poor health.

1. My knee is pretty crookedy, I think it might give out on me soon.

2. Look at that sad excuse for a spinal cord. How crookedy!

by Feldman, from across the hall March 29, 2009

Croomed

to be beaten in football by the Mississippi State Bulldogs, coached by Sylvester Croom.

With Houston Nutt at the helm in Oxford, expect the Rebels to be Croomed for years to come in the Egg Bowl.

by NotSayin January 11, 2008

Crooked Fence

When you are planning to fuck your wife or girlfriend... or boyfriend in the morning but you sleep on your dick wrong and wake up with a boner that is sticking straight up!

Joe: Hey Bob I was planning on fucking your wife last night but I got a damn crooked fence!

Bob: WHAT!?

by Joe Gimm November 28, 2009