fluff criminal

1. A degenerate furry guilty of weaponizing cuteness and thirst at the same time.
2. One who commits unspeakable acts of fluff — too soft to be legal, too horny to be wholesome.

“That twink is such a fluff criminal—guilty on all counts of uwu in the first degree.”

“Bro showed up to the con with a tail plug and called it drip… fluff criminal behavior.”

by lalittle August 17, 2025

felonious criminal defendant

An indicted criminal defendant who is awaiting trial. See TRAITOR TRUMP.

Isnt that the TRAITOR TRUMP? You know the FELONIOUS CRIMINAL DEFENDANT who stole classified documents?

by ReallySUX2BUdontIt? April 14, 2024

Keyboard Criminal

Term referring to someone who has committed a cybercrime, or someone who was violated the rules of a discord server / website tos (this is a joke please don't take it seriously)

"Ur a keyboard criminal"

by idfk282918739 February 4, 2025

Age of Criminal

The age you are Legally responsible for Your own actions

You said you say I'm at the age of Criminal

by 459395 March 6, 2022

Smooth Criminal

The act of inserting your thumb into your girlfriends rectum during sex then brag about it.

You been hit by, you been struck by a "Smooth Criminal."

by WhacksHoff November 24, 2023

criminality

a game that makes you want to kill yourself
players afk farming for hundreds of hours to get to level 133

person: wanna play criminality
person 2: no i hate criminality

person: why
person 2: it makes me wanna kill myself

by notdreamsexual42069 May 12, 2023

Joost Klein war criminal charges

A word for comparison or smth (ambatukam)

Man, this song sucks. Joost Klein war criminal charges are better than this

by ambatron911 January 25, 2025