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Criminal Food

it is mandatory that all criminals /prisoners and jail mates are fed only one fruit for break lunch and dinner and nothing else as their punishment. this is why ABSOLLUTE ALLMIGHTY GOD THE CREATOR OF ALL made this fruit for this reason alone. this food is The Durian Fruit and it has to be the worst tasting variety too. we do not reward evil with good at all. and encourage them to keep doing it, those who have must also be punish severely as the worst criminal of all. at least they don't have to eat shit out of people ass when they use bathrooms. probably what they will do if they start complaining about their punishment when they committed crimes to begin with and got the nerve to cry about it.
this criminal food will correct anyone after their long harsh sentence eating this three times a day.
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Cum Criminal

An individual who surreptitiously creeps around at night and enters the homes of pubescent teens to ferociously jerk them off in their sleep and collect their semen in a burlap sack as souvenirs of his adventures, leaving the teen with sore balls, dry willy in the morning and the red ring of death.
Sandeep Singh: man, I have really sore balls, man. Must

have been the cum criminal.

James: my dad Colin, yeah, he's a proper cum criminal.
by Colin12 June 14, 2022
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Hop on criminality

Hardcore anal with 7 women at once. this does not counts as an ORGY since only sigma males can only get 7 bitches at ONCE
Man: Hop on criminality

Group of women: you said w-what?
by ThatGuyWithABrain69 June 28, 2022
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Criminality

The shittiest roblox game. Commonly used to show how bad something or someone is.
"This game is so 'Criminality'!"
by Vryius August 10, 2022
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Polo Collar Criminal

Millennial/Gen-X male (usually white) who is not highly skilled and doesn’t come from family money but has a nice car, nice house/apartment & disposable income. Typically involved insurance fraud or MLM’s or direct marketing. Almost never prosecuted.
How does Brad spend 3 hours at Lifetime Fitness everyday and drive a 5 series BMW? He’s a polo collar criminal bro…
by JG500 August 27, 2022
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Hop on criminality

Hop on criminality is used in the roblox criminality communication server, this means hop on the hit game roblox criminality, no im not getting payed to write this. This roblox game is the best of the best and you should play it, it's full of pvp and nonsense
Hop on criminality because its the most epic game in roblox
by FunnyGas November 16, 2022
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criminality

The a really horrible roblox game.
created by a pedophile known as RVVZ.
the game is filled with emos, catboys, furries etc.
"I'm fucking quitting criminality it fucking sucks" proceeds to play it for the next 2 years
by Peoplehater1234 April 22, 2022
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