silent cream

Is the act of unloading your unholy water gently on the face of a sleeping beauty. Most girls can appreciate the effort you put in not waking them up while performing.

"She woke up with some silent cream on her face, I hope she know's who did it."

"I silent creamed my date last night before I snuck out and went home."

by Fredje Frederik November 22, 2009

ice Cream Truck

a secret kidnapping truck for slaves

eeeeee ice cream truck

by clipzisreewee January 7, 2020

My/Mochi Ice Cream

Perfectly pillowy mochi balls filled with milky, melty ice cream. It's basically a mouthboggling mouthgasm of chewy and creamy textures. Found in a purpinkle box in the freezer section of any grocery store.

Bruh have you ever chewed on your ice cream?! You need to try My/Mochi Ice Cream!

by always sl3epin April 7, 2021

cream in my coffee

A Black person who dates a white person (usually a Black Woman and a White Man).

Started widely in use after "Waiting To Exhail"

Sheashea has a little cream in her coffee. She started dating the mailman about a week ago.

by The Army of Teh August 23, 2005

Cream your shorts

when you see a hot woman and at the instant uncontrollably ejaculate leaving a creamy spot in the crotchal reagon of your pants.

Friend: dude did u cream your shorts when you met Carmen Electra

You: yeah and once she saw I did that she slapped me across the face.

by Potshot44 January 13, 2009

Cream Pirate

When a woman specifically asks the man not to cum inside her(aka creampie), and the man agrees not to, but does it anyway.

You know Jenny doesn't like it when guys cum inside her, but it's not like I care, I'm a total Cream Pirate.

by White Beard September 21, 2014

anal stretching cream

cream used to widen peoples' ass cracks

Becky's ass crack was numb and spread for her husband, thanks to her anal stretching cream

by CRAZYFUCKINGPERVERT January 16, 2017