Creationism

Creationism explained:
God + Adam + Eve -times- Cane -minus- Abel + Seth -divided by- Lilith -times- Eve's sister-in-law -divided by- dinosaurs -times- 42 -times- E=mc2 -divided by- Infinity + H2O -times- Monosodiumglutinate -minus- The Monolith + hot air + the sound of a honking horn + The Secret Ingredient -minus- your opposable thumb = ALL THAT IS AND EVER SHALL BE! AMEN!

I hope that clears things up for you.

According to the Religious Right, "evolution" was just Darwin trying to explain his wife to his friends and the idea caught on! "Creationism" is, of course, the ONE TRUE and ONLY explanation for human existance. Anybody who says otherwise should have their opposable thumbs chopped off!

by Carl J. Maltese October 17, 2007

creatine

A high-energy, naturally occurring compound known as creatine phosphate that is widely used (totally legal) as a supplement to enhance athletic performance and/or muscle gain. It is most popular as a white powder which is mixed with juice or water. It can also be taken as a serum or in pill form. Side effects include a weight gain of 5-10 lbs, bloating (if you don't drink enough water), and increased chest size. The good effects will only be seen when combined with a serious workout regiment.

Creatine made me grow some big time moobs, but fortunately bitches loved to grab them and they even helped me bag some girls with lesbian tendencies...if you know what I'm getting at.

by Nick D February 2, 2004

hatsune miku created <franchise>

this is an internet joke, where if a large and widely loved franchise turns out to have a creator who is a bad person for whatever reason (doesnt pay their workers, transphobic, etc) people will jokingly say that hatsune miku, the vocaloid digital singer, actually created and owned said franchise, as the real creator doesnt deserve the recognition they get, miku as someone who isnt real and therefore cannot actually do anything wrong gets the recognition shifted to her. the most common usage for this is in reference to minecraft, as notch is transphobic.

person 1: haha wow i love butch hartman's work! danny phantom is my favorite
person 2: but butch hartman didnt create danny phantom, hatsune miku created danny phantom!
person 1: oh yea right, my bad
person 3: yeah hatsune miku created <franchise> as well yknow! she might as well have created everything in the universe haha
person 2: might as well have? fool, she already HAS

by gotcha buddy ;)) July 25, 2020

creationtits

-noun

1. corruption of a word "creationist", used as an insult mostly by the young earth evolutionists at YEC.

Creationtits teaches false pseudo "science" in a guise of religious teaching.

by Nicko DaVinci December 10, 2009

beaner creams

Any form of prescription creams/lotions that are bought in Mexico usually to avoid high prices.

Guy 1: "Dude, what cream did you use for your acne?"

Guy 2: "A whole bunch of Beaner creams dude"

by Daccracker August 3, 2011

Crease monkey

An urban professional who continually re-wears suit pants to work every day, but fails to iron them, thereby creating a proliferation of creases behind the knees and alerting everyone nearby to the fact that this person is a crease monkey.

A crease monkey will also tend to have poor hygiene and wear outdated clothing. They tend to be social introverts as they have no real friends to point out to them that they smell, their clothes are outdated and they have tons of creases behind their knees.

"Wow, look at that ugly green suit, what is that from 1981?"

"Haha, probably. I don't think he's had it pressed since 1981 either, what a crease monkey."

"Total crease monkey. I bet he smells."

by jpc1 December 7, 2009

Creative Mode

Getting Diamonds From A Box on your screen And hoping your sister doesn't see

I'm Fooling my sister and entering creative mode, I'm saying i found these diamonds

by Jamaican Sensation 77777777 June 30, 2019