waffle cramp

the act of a female puttin her legs behind her head and a man or woman running up and kickin her in the vagina

girl doing excersises and puttin her legs behind her head and the other person carefully pickin his time to inflict some serious waffle cramp on her

by napper:) June 6, 2011

Franker's Cramp

You get Franker's Cramp after excessively Frankieing a girl or simply Frankieing for too long.

Guy: Ow i got Franker's Cramp.

Girlfriend: That's because you have Frankied me 4 times today.

by ThenationalFrankieingSociety September 3, 2012

tail cramp

A tail cramp is an individual whom is the result of the incorrect sperm reaching the egg due to the correct sperm suffering from a tail cramp.
Someone who just isn't right.

"I don't know what it is with that guy, but something ain't right."
"Yeah I know. Tail cramp for sure."

by Resolution7 October 10, 2022

messerschmitt cramp

A sore neck, Allied pilots in WWII got sore necks from constantly turning their heads looking for Meserschmitt fighter planes.

I've got a hulluva Messerschmitt cramp after that mission!

by gargoyle6969 September 6, 2010

jackers cramp

When an individual gets a cramp in one arm from excessive masturbation.

Tom: dad my arm really hurts.
Tom's dad: hmm must be jackers cramp
Tom: www shut up dad! You're embarrassing me I don't do that!
Jacking off masturbation

by Pirotek March 19, 2017

Cramps

Imagine someone taped three cement blocks and four bricks together and sat the down on your uterus and then an elephant sat down on those blocks and then gorillas ripping your insides out and punching you

Period:hey I’m sorry about your cramps
Me:what
Also me:ahjshJahHhhhhHhHHSHSJSJNDB WHYYY
Period:sike

by kucklaoof and my dad knows god June 8, 2019

Ponytail Cramp

The painful feeling in your scalp after having your hair up in a ponytail for too long

"Why are you rubbing your head?"
"Ugh... I've got a wicked ponytail cramp"

by SummertimeSocks January 15, 2017