by thisfakehair April 23, 2019
A sudden, involuntary, spasmodic contraction of muscle(s) in the hand, sometimes with severe pain - which may last from seconds to minutes as a result of playing video games using game controllers.
by Sushiray June 24, 2014
A tail cramp is an individual whom is the result of the incorrect sperm reaching the egg due to the correct sperm suffering from a tail cramp.
Someone who just isn't right.
Someone who just isn't right.
"I don't know what it is with that guy, but something ain't right."
"Yeah I know. Tail cramp for sure."
"Yeah I know. Tail cramp for sure."
by Resolution7 October 11, 2022
Holy FucK! When that moment hits your colon and you have to make it to the bathroom, outhouse, woods or even trashcan.
by fetchingcramps February 11, 2019
the act of a female puttin her legs behind her head and a man or woman running up and kickin her in the vagina
girl doing excersises and puttin her legs behind her head and the other person carefully pickin his time to inflict some serious waffle cramp on her
by napper:) May 12, 2011
The uncomfortable, and sometimes painful, seizing up of the muscles in the hand and forearm caused by excessive stimulation of another's or one's own genitals, normally from rubbing, stroking, or fingering.
"Man, I spent so long fingering my girl last night that I've developed Lover's Cramp"
"Sorry, I can't play the guitar today, I've got Lover's Cramp"
"Sorry, I can't play the guitar today, I've got Lover's Cramp"
by Bubert Samson May 01, 2013
That ache you get in your muscles when you haven’t gotten off the couch for days. Eventually your muscles start camping from the couch no matter how often you change which side you are lying on.
I haven’t gotten off the couch for three days, you won’t believe the couch cramp I am dealing with right now.
by Case Lee January 26, 2019