Franker's Cramp

You get Franker's Cramp after excessively Frankieing a girl or simply Frankieing for too long.

Guy: Ow i got Franker's Cramp.

Girlfriend: That's because you have Frankied me 4 times today.

by ThenationalFrankieingSociety April 06, 2012

unscheduled shit cramp

A shit cramp that comes from out of nowhere at a very inconvenient time and place!!!

"Hey Ted I'll be right back, I have to take care of an unscheduled shit cramp!!!"

by LillDaryl September 06, 2023

tail cramp

A tail cramp is an individual whom is the result of the incorrect sperm reaching the egg due to the correct sperm suffering from a tail cramp.
Someone who just isn't right.

"I don't know what it is with that guy, but something ain't right."
"Yeah I know. Tail cramp for sure."

by Resolution7 October 11, 2022

fetching a cramp

Holy FucK! When that moment hits your colon and you have to make it to the bathroom, outhouse, woods or even trashcan.

I ate some spicy food last night and now i'm fetching a cramp!

by fetchingcramps February 11, 2019

waffle cramp

the act of a female puttin her legs behind her head and a man or woman running up and kickin her in the vagina

girl doing excersises and puttin her legs behind her head and the other person carefully pickin his time to inflict some serious waffle cramp on her

by napper:) May 12, 2011

Lover's Cramp

The uncomfortable, and sometimes painful, seizing up of the muscles in the hand and forearm caused by excessive stimulation of another's or one's own genitals, normally from rubbing, stroking, or fingering.

"Man, I spent so long fingering my girl last night that I've developed Lover's Cramp"

"Sorry, I can't play the guitar today, I've got Lover's Cramp"

by Bubert Samson May 01, 2013

Ponytail Cramp

The painful feeling in your scalp after having your hair up in a ponytail for too long

"Why are you rubbing your head?"
"Ugh... I've got a wicked ponytail cramp"

by SummertimeSocks January 15, 2017