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I am Craig Tucker lol. My name is Craig Tucker. Last week was my birthday, my grandma gave me a check for 100 dollars. I was so happy. But then, 4 kids from my school came to my house, and said I should use my 100 dollars t.
Craig by Claire/Craig Tucker October 2, 2023
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Craig
The technical term for "the ideal man"
Qualifications include owning cats, playing the kazoo, and being amazing at dad jokes, especially pick-up lines
Qualifications include owning cats, playing the kazoo, and being amazing at dad jokes, especially pick-up lines
Craig
To miss an easy goal scoring opportunity by shooting significantly wide of the goal. Typically applied to football players from Hull or their supporters.
A great ball into the box from Ryan Giggs, Wayne Rooney gets onto the end of it, he takes the shot first time but he's totally Craiged it. Oh my word, he's put it in row Z.
Craig
A man with too much money than sense.
Will spend money he doesn't have on expensive clothes and in game currency.
Will spend money he doesn't have on expensive clothes and in game currency.
Craig by The Big Boii November 29, 2024
Craig
A millipede who sadly passed away on November 1st, 2024. In his time alive, he was sick as hell and super fucking cool. His death was most likely caused by brain injuries from being dropped from severe heights. Rest in peace.
Person: I heard something happened to your pet. What happened?
Me: My millipede Craig died. Im really sad and he was super cool. Rest in peace.
Person: Hey, I heard when Craig was alive he was super fucking cool.
Me: Hell yeah he was...
Me: My millipede Craig died. Im really sad and he was super cool. Rest in peace.
Person: Hey, I heard when Craig was alive he was super fucking cool.
Me: Hell yeah he was...
Craig by TomaterNater November 30, 2024
Craig
A full-time food delivery driver who knows it all but is too short to see over the steering wheel so he has to sit on a phone book.
Craig by FartSniffer22 June 5, 2024