Mini Cooper

the most bootiful car in the universe. it is a precious baby. it is like Peter Pan, the kid (car) that never grows up.
if you have never owned a Mini Cooper, than you have never lived

OMG!!! That baby is almost as cute as a Mini Cooper!

by retarded retard the 3rd June 6, 2018

anderson cooper

the finest newscaster the world has ever seen. he hosts anderson cooper 360 on cnn every weeknight at 7pm est. has an extenside fandom of young to middle aged women who have deemed themselves "anderfans"

random dude: did you see jeopardy last night? wow that ken jennings is on a role.
anderfan: no way. anderson cooper was on!

by anderfantothenthdegree October 8, 2005

Hangin' with Mr. Cooper

v. 1) doing pure, uncut cocaine.
2) Diarrhea
3) John Au

He was Hangin' with Mr. Cooper.

by Andrew "analyzer" Johnson December 1, 2004

cooper springsteen

defender of women

average high school boy: if she breathe, she a thot
cooper springsteen: ALL WOMEN ARE QUEENS

by ur fav thot April 22, 2019

Coop Out

To completely blow it and endanger yourself and others in a dangerous situation. Downhill Skateboard Racing Legend Kevin Cooper was known for his notoriously dangerous antics on the racetrack and frequently "Cooped out", crashing out his fellow competitors.

"I'm feeling kind of sketchy, don't get too close to me. I feel like I might coop out."

by Roger Bomar April 22, 2010

Gary Cooper

The BAMFiest actor of 1940's cinema. Featured commonly in Westerns and found wherever hot babes were at the time. So monumentally awesome that even dinosaurs cowered in his presence. Also, referred to in the Frank Sinatra/Taco song "Puttin' on the Ritz".

A:Did you see Gary Cooper just mack it with that babe?
B: No

A: That's because he's so awesome/smooth/quick you couldn't even notice.
B: (crying) I wish I was Gary Cooper

by Theosauce September 10, 2006

Cooper

One sexy individual, he also has a massive cock

I would fuck Cooper he has a massive cock

by Bigbadbaboon23 June 10, 2018