console widowmaker

some 12 year old who only plays on console and thinks they're cool and throws the match and wants to liked by everyone and gets no kills and has to cry themselves to sleep every night

guy 1 i'm a good console widowmaker
guy 2 I will teach you how to make a noose

by console widowmaker October 20, 2017

Console Peasant

N. A term used by Insecure or Pretentious PC Gamers to refer to console gamers, with the intent of making them feel better about themselves.

The asshole over there on the computer just called me a console peasant.

by Nuttjob97 November 29, 2017

Console War

The most homophobic war of the 21st century.

A Homophobic Person: What console do you go for in the Console War?

A Normal Person: PC.

by Nick The Name October 20, 2019

Condolence-A's

n. The better grades a person receives in school after having a death in the family.

I got straight condolence-A's from all my professors when my father died the day before finals.

by Ryan Betye March 26, 2010

convolock

When a person of an annoying nature strikes up a conversation with you and you are not keen, and no matter how hard you try you are stuck or locked in this conversation. The duration of this conversation must be more than an hour and you must not enjoy a second of it for it to be seen as convolocking.

Fred: doreen that office assistant was telling me about her grandkids and how they never visit for 2 hours at the office party and all I wanted to do was get drunk! FML!
Paul: dude you got convolocked

by boomyoulikethat November 15, 2011

CONvoLUTION

the possibility that some 500 CONgressmen could get together and accidentally make a useful decision - in approximately several billion years.....(many of the same folks seem to believe in evolution)

HE: Are we out of this economic mess yet?

SHE: No, this CONvoLUTION could last a little while longer...but we can still HOPE for CHANGE....

by op_position September 2, 2011

Console racist

A Console racist is a person who thinks a that one specific gaming system is the best.

Hey that guy John is a total Console racist, he thinks Wii u is better than Xbox one and PS4. LOL what a n00b.

by Natbuscus911 June 15, 2014