The Concrete Wild

A form, or series of memorable, documented experiences that are usually drug-induced; Mainly by binges, and heavy ammounts of Marijuanna, and Dextromethorphan.

"Follow me into The Concrete Wild, where dreams and reality have no differences."

by epohnoj September 29, 2010

carousel congregation

In an airport, this is the huge throng of unnecesssary people (kids, grandmothers, people in wheelchairs, babies in strollers, etc.) who crowd around the baggage carousel in front of people who are actually trying to retrieve their own bags.

Grandma, is that our bag?
I dunno. This man is in my way, and I can't see, what color is it?
Umm, I think it's black.
No, thats not our bag. That's the porter, dear!

Me: Great, just what I need after a six hour flight with these retards, a fucking carousel congregation!!

by Lorenzo Latrino October 2, 2010

diego contreras

The most sexy and humble guy that I know. Also I would smash him

Girl 1:Damn I would smash him Girl 2:I already have with Diego Contreras

by Your boi username June 6, 2017

Royal Concrete Tornado

Strip down completely naked. Dive head first into 170 slump concrete. Before the concrete sets up, jump onto the single power trowel, fire it up while laying backwards on in. Masturbate furiously while spinning in circles and the whole crew watches while they also jerk it.

After a hard day placing Zach likes to unwind with a Royal Concrete Tornado

by Jerkterror June 16, 2021

Model Congress

Pure unadulterated chaos. The most chaotic environment you can experience in high school. Model Congress includes but is not limited to: Shouting at each other, Intense debate, moral quandaries, and pro-anarchy speeches. Also cursed gun image reactions.

Person 1: Wow those people are being really crazy!
Person 2: Yeah it's a real Model Congress.

by Sir_D's Massive D September 28, 2021

Caribbean Concrete Challenge

The action of grabbing a funnel and shoving it into your partner's asshole and pouring wet concrete into the funnel, allowing it to pour into their asshole, and once the concrete hardens, the partner has to try to shit it out, in which they win a bet of 20 dollars

Guy 1: me and my partner did the Caribbean concrete challenge
Guy 2: are you and your partner okay
Guy 1: yeah

by brian33337 October 15, 2023

Kiss the Concrete

The act of recieving road rash after sliding across concrete, asphault, or gravel at speeds. Typicaly used when referring to wrecking a motorized open vehicle i.e. dirtbike, motorcycle, atv, etc.

Person- So i heard John decided to kiss the concrete three days after he bought his crotch rocket, that blows.

by whocares005 July 7, 2009