The point when Tories shift from blaming the last Labour government to blaming the next Labour government.
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by Themadscrawler September 28, 2022
Get the conservative equinox mug.A boycott by buying the product with the intention to destroy said product because the company that produces the product supports issues and policies that conservatives despise.
Did you see that Fred is upset with Frigidaire because they support abortion rights? He is so pissed that he bought a Frigidaire air conditioner just to drop it from the 3rd floor window. The typical conservative boycott. Wouldn’t surprise me that Fred bought the warranty as well.
by Joseph Heston April 13, 2023
Get the Conservative Boycott mug.A Cis White Male who appears to be conservative based on their appearance, style, and career, but is actually a liberal in disguise.
by Abnormal Liberal October 31, 2023
Get the Conservative Camouflage mug.Conservative making rude remarks towards Democrats that are are offensive and getting offended when Democrats play the same game back.
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Conservative: Democrats ruin everything. Never vote for them.
Democrat: Republicans are in a cult. Explains why every book they write hates Liberals.
Conservative: So much for the tolerable left.
Conservative: Democrats ruin everything. Never vote for them.
Democrat: Republicans are in a cult. Explains why every book they write hates Liberals.
Conservative: So much for the tolerable left.
by IcePanda April 11, 2024
Get the Conservative Racism mug.Yeah, more like PLANT... Look, he's how it works. They use the plants to create FAKE criticism of the people I talk about (criticisms intended to mirror MY criticism) to undercut MY criticism with LESS EFFECTIVE, LESS TRUE (but analogous) criticism.
Hym "Conservative troll trolls imposter troll (who neworks with charlatans who are trying to destroy me) with fake troll about wife and rather say the thing that is LIKELY TRUE says thing that everyone already knows and doesn't care about. More interstate is the fact that his wife left him THE DAY I MENTIONED HIM and he HAS AN ABSOLUTE MELTDOWN whenever he see someone doing THE THING THAT HE IS DOING... Which is: impersonating me to shill for Jewish media personalities. Destiny is literally Christianity! He's meat shield for the Jews!"
by Hym Iam April 28, 2024
Get the Conservative Troll mug.Conservative guilt is the action of pretending to be poor to appeal to the humble narrative, or ethos.
Fred: "Elon claims he lives in a box and below the poverty level despite immense wealth. As does Mr Beast, Jack Dorsey, Donald Trump and Mark Zuckerberg once upon a time."
Joan: "Sounds like more conservative guilt, Fred"
Joan: "Sounds like more conservative guilt, Fred"
by Cerebrex September 15, 2024
Get the Conservative Guilt mug.A shape shifting political hack who will identify himself as a conservative, but ultimately lacks conservative principles and instead lives on the motto "Support the Republican Party irrespective of what it does".
Some examples of fake conservatism in America today are:
1. Supporting a balanced budget and minimal government spending, but being a Stakhanovite supporter of fighting costly wars in the middle east that burgeon national debt.
2. Claiming to be opposed to federal entitlements, but expanding spending on programs such as "No Child Left Behind", and politicizing the actions of the Federal Reserve.
3. Opposing welfare payments to unemployed Americans, but having no scruples whatsoever about (but more often, actively supporting) sending an unconditional blank welfare check to Israel every year.
4. Being lax on 'national' security by overlooking weak immigration laws and poor aviation and port security, choosing instead to use the American military to fight Israel's wars for it in the middle east.
5. Calling Britney Spears' sister a 'pinhead' for getting pregnant before marriage, but worshiping Bristol Palin for doing the same.
Some examples of fake conservatism in America today are:
1. Supporting a balanced budget and minimal government spending, but being a Stakhanovite supporter of fighting costly wars in the middle east that burgeon national debt.
2. Claiming to be opposed to federal entitlements, but expanding spending on programs such as "No Child Left Behind", and politicizing the actions of the Federal Reserve.
3. Opposing welfare payments to unemployed Americans, but having no scruples whatsoever about (but more often, actively supporting) sending an unconditional blank welfare check to Israel every year.
4. Being lax on 'national' security by overlooking weak immigration laws and poor aviation and port security, choosing instead to use the American military to fight Israel's wars for it in the middle east.
5. Calling Britney Spears' sister a 'pinhead' for getting pregnant before marriage, but worshiping Bristol Palin for doing the same.
Most pundits on Fox news such as Sean Hannity, Bill O'Reilly, as well as flat-out traitors in the Republican party like Paul Wolfowitz, Richard Perle, Douglas Feith, and Dick Cheney are fake conservatives. They are nothing more than party hacks.
by Patr!0t July 25, 2009
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