Stoned as a Cone

When you are so high that your functionality is the same as an orange traffic cone. (Specifically must be Orange)

"I'm stoned as a cone" Said Tone the Bone

by Kony Island October 12, 2017

corn cone

1. Popcorn (or creamed corn) served in a paper cone, similar to a large sno-cone
2. Candy corn, a chalky confection
3. Orange traffic cones
4. Corn pones which take a conical shape when fried
5. Starch-rich cornmeal sold in large conical bags

I'll have chicken-fried steak with a side of corn cone.

by TreeWeezel December 5, 2011

flesh cone

When an obese person wears skinny jeans and it creates the ice cream cone affect.

Whoa, dude she is a total flesh cone in those pants.

...Id still lick her.

by MissFear February 28, 2011

Nose Cone

A person or animal who is so interested in another person or animal's business. They usually stick their nose where it doesn't belong.

Fluffy wouldn't stop sniffing Jerry's pants!
Yeah, she's a real nose cone.

Tom kept asking about Lauren's whereabouts and I told him to stop being such a nose cone.

by Juliepalooza August 26, 2011

calve cone

someone who breaks your calves

Ow, that guy is a calve cone!

by dictonaryboy June 6, 2023

Passing the Cone

Compounded feces that hinders proper bowel movement which occurs as a result of a poor diet, excessive alcohol use, travel, or any combination of the above. The “cone” must be expelled before proper fecal expulsion can resume. Often described as a excruciatingly painful experience, it’s followed by a rush of euphoria and a newfound source of energy and enthusiasm.

The day after Thanksgiving, (s)he couldn’t go to the bar until (s)he completed passing the cone.

by Guins November 21, 2018

Soggy Cones

Titties that sag low and look like they are melting. Also known as c peps or queen tips.

Derek J had such bad soggy cones Erin was worried about income for the winter. She stated if he did not perk them up into shape she would not be able to get her third liposuction procedure.

by Joel Epstein Leider July 9, 2018