Coding

Something that a hoke doesn't know. The furthest knowledge they have about it is pressing "Ctrl + I" on google chrome and calling themselves a professional programmer.

Jonathan: That guy in our gc thinks he's coding. He's just a hoke!

James: Yeah he is.

Jack: Yeah ikr, all he does is cheat through his classes.

Jeffrey: Hey why do all of our names start with a J.

by stupido rapido April 8, 2021

cum conditioned

When the girl (or guy if gay) has say if and how you can ejaculate.

similar to Cum Conditioning: the art or process of com conditioning someone.

Scenario #1
Guy #1 "man my girlfriend is so cool, she lets me cum in her mouth half the time she gives me blow jobs"
Guy #2"Brah she has he majorly cum conditioned, she isn't doing her job. Its a blow job, she dose it from start to finish or she gets labeled a slut and kicked to the curb"

Scenario #2
Girl #1 "whats up girlfriend, i was having sex with my bf and i already cum so i made him stop before he could cum.

girl num 2 "lolz gf, u got him com conditioned"

Scenario #3
Guy #1"I was getting this sick Blow j from my girl friend i asked if i could cum, she said no so i finished in the bathroom. It was so awesome."
Guy #2 "lol she has you cum conditioned u poon, you cum in her mouth every time by default, its just what u do. no warning nothing just give her your surprise"

by Bomb dizz September 29, 2009

candido

A severe bruising of the inside of a woman's mouth preferably behind the cheeks caused by rapid recipicating of a males large penis

Dude that chick sure got one hell of a "candido" last night in her mouth. I bet she'll be hurting for days.

by Magnum ken August 24, 2017

Cum Conditioner

when you are taking your partner doggy style, and you pull out and squirt your load of cum so far it reaches her hair, coating it like hair conditioner

I was pumping Sandy doggy style last night and I was so turned on that I pulled out and squirted a bid load of cum conditioner all over her

by Mr Cumblasta June 23, 2008

Candiac

The original C-Town, a small south shore (off of Montreal) suburb, bordering the famous St-Laurence River. It is simply as close to "Wisteria Lane" (Desperate Housewives) as one can get. Where the housewives on the golf are reminiscent of "The Stepford Wives" and fountains are mandatory. Yes Candiac is a beautiful place, excluding champlain park of course. There are few foreigners, and industry is abundant - there is even a Chanel perfume bottling plant. The hobo goes door to door collecting cans for recycling. And the streets are always clean.

Candiac is perfect. The town of Candiac is by far superior to the town of Chateauguay. Candiac is exit 99 off of the highway 30.

by Mike Hawk Issard June 21, 2008

Indie Cindie

The female version of an 'indie kid', or 'indie limey'. Most often seen wearing polka dots and large bags over one shoulder. Also they might have messy 'bed hair' and perhaps wearing what's called an 'indie band' across their forehead, over a large sweeping fringe. Awkwardness and nerd-fashion is a must when it comes to indie cindies. Think Topshop when you think indie cindies; the style originated from shops like that, when girls began creating 'unique' fashion.

A Hadouken! song 'That Boy That Girl' has the lines "That girl's an indie cindie, lego haircut and a polkadot dress." in it.
Cassie from the TV series Skins is a good example.

by IndieDolls(L) July 8, 2009

Canadian Air-Conditioning

Driving with one arm hanging out of your car window, cos your chiller broke.

Guy1: "Why's your right arm brown?"
Guy2: "We lost the air-conditioner in Dave's Pinto, so he drove us from Dallas to Houston in mid-summer with only Canadian air-conditioning and frequent beer stops to keep us frosty. It was hell."

by Uncle Des September 2, 2009