Macintosh Computer

A computer designed for idiots who can't do a simple task such as plug a cable from a device into their computer. People who buy macs think they are releasing themselves of former PC woes(Apple's advertising is built around this), but soon realize that Macs do have problems of their own. Hence the Mac fix it forums website.

Wow, I spent over $3000 on a overpriced piece of shit Macintosh computer and I can't get it to work!

by Macs spelt backward is Scam. January 13, 2009

computer screen

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often used for viewing porn and illegal hacking programs

...so computer screens arnt sledgehammer resistant

by Kinky pinky February 7, 2005

computer professional

A person whose livelihood is derived from working with computers (either software or hardware).
Someone who is an expert in the field of computer science
A person with an advanced degree in computer science and/or computer engineering

A software engineer working in Microsoft is a computer professional.

by Class Instructor October 30, 2006

Computerspoon

The spoon kept near your personal computer.

Used to decrease the time it takes for yummy, yummy pre-packaged snacks (yogurt, jelly, diced fruit etc.)to get from the container to your belly.

Aids in streamlining the afternoon snack process.

To be changed\rotated at the discretion of the user.

Paul: Ahh...home after a long day of school *gets fruit cup from fridge*

Hm...I will now need a spoon so as not to spill on myself...I COULD walk to the kitchen, or I could use my handy, dandy COMPUTERSPOON!

by Wheresmytunafish? September 13, 2007

computer-off

to jack off with computer porn

man i just computer-off and my i cummed all over my moniter

by justinaimers June 23, 2008

compuliterate

(adj)
to lack computer skills,
being illiterate on the computer
see illiterate

"I hate when Rudy asks me to post sneakers up for sale for him on the computer" said Marc.
"Yeah, hes so compuliterate!" exclaimed Erick.

by Marcos David Purdie December 19, 2008

Computer Shooter

Noun: One who partakes in the viewing of pornographic material on ones computer and proceeds to ejaculate on the screen and/or keyboard, and occasionally the mouse.

"That Computer Shooter got cum on my keyboard!"

by SHOOTER6969 April 24, 2009