columbian sickness

what occurs when your nose gets stuffed up and/or you get the sniffles from doing too much cocaine

"I got the columbian sickness from last nights bender"

by B Shizzzzzle December 2, 2009

Columbus Complex

The feeling of entitlement to an area even though you weren't here first.

"I was here studying first when a group of kids with Columbus Complexes came in & looked at me like I should leave"

"I was using this machine at the gym when a guy with Columbus Complex swooped in & used it without asking if I was done"

by viv0vivi April 20, 2014

Columbian Chocolate

During anal sex a girl (or guy) shits on your dick and then gives you a blowjob

Guy: let’s do Columbian Chocolate

Girl: I’d love to eat shit

by whenyousearch"hi"onUD February 24, 2021

clumber

to be squished or walked into abruptly

"Hey jerk, watch where your fucking walking, you almost clumbered me"

by Dalice <3 December 9, 2008

clumsy heart

when you fall for someone way to easily

"i turn and trip on my clumsy heart (i always trip) on my clumsy heart" --The Matches

by John Katards May 20, 2009

donald clump

1.
When one has the world's worst case of diarrhea, and it comes out in revolting clumps.

2. When a girl is on her period and there are clumps of blood

1. Eww, that is one huge Donald clump

2. Ahhh! My blood had Donald clumps in it!!

by Slyslyslayerslushie January 28, 2017

Trump Clump

As opposed to being in the yang gang, one can identify as being a member of the Trump Clump. When you join the Trump Clump, you are called a Trump Clumper. All Trump Clumpers can be easily recognized by their trumpy, clumpy attitude.

Jp was very excited to become a Trump Clumper and convert others into the Trump Clump

by DABeast45 March 20, 2019