Colton stanojevic

his google search bar says either "memes", "funny memes", or "dark jokes". They are also are a narcissist, make incest jokes about their friends having relations with their brother/sister, and lives in 2012

Person: do you see that Colton stanojevic

Person: Yeah, he's an asshole

by Arthur Morgan TB December 13, 2021

Colton

A guy who may seem weird but who has the most amazing personality. He is very magnetic and you feel drawn to him. Even though he doesn't feel anything for you, he's still extremely kind and caring. He has the most beautiful facial features that you can't resist staring at.

God I can't not like him, he's just such a Colton

by Just a hopeless romantic January 30, 2022

Colton

A pig

Look at the colton!
(Points at a pig

by Henrytherapist September 18, 2017

Colton

A pleasantly mediocre man who consumes lots of steel.

A: Man half my refridger is gone :(
Colton: 😋

by Professor Ballfart March 2, 2023

Colton

A colton is a person you shouldnt trust with anything he looks like a moe lester. Hes also bad-looking.

:P

Bruh did you see him hes such a Colton!!

by Ivzen69 October 29, 2019

Colton

the most reliable guy in the world, the guy all the homies wanna be like (he’s a little gay sometimes) but we love him gives off the biggest dick and thiccest ass energy.

man that Colton fellow is very sexy.

by Greencreeper1929 December 12, 2025

Colton

What life is like with only 2 brain cells

This post was made by a colton

MMMmmmmMmmmMmMmmmMMmmm wallet inspector Colton here

by coltonwuzhere2026 March 8, 2020