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Colin Dijan

A person who is both skinny and fat at the same time. He is also incredibly small lol. Thinks he is scary but really kinda funny.
Colin Dijan: If someone had a gun to my head I would say "Do it"
Rational Human Being: ok retard
by greene1564 February 20, 2020
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Crypto-colonialism

Cryptocolonialism – A new breed of wealthy individuals that have amassed a fortune through cryptocurrency trading and mining that seek to re-domicile for advantageous tax treatment while unleashing their new found resources for purported positive impact.

More often than not Cryptocolonialists hail from San Francisco and exhibit that unique glitter pony unchecked optimism and fervor emblematic of the Singularity espousing technocrats endemic to the region. The naiveté of this movement is both endearing and makes you want to strangle Bambi at the same time. The positivity and assuredness of this demographic's ability to affect change is as strong and palpable as the spirit of the frontiersman in the days of Manifest Destiny when they so righteously slaughtered in the name of progress.
Crypto-colonialism is alive and well in Puerto Rico where droves of Crypto-colonialists are flocking to reimagine and resettle the island in a fashion similar to Burning Man and San Francisco in all of their glory.
by chameleon December 10, 2017
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Colin Newman

The lead singer of the late seventies, early eighties punk band "Wire." Who went solo in the eighties to produce several albums, including the moderately successful song "Alone" which appeared on the soundtrack to "Silence of the Lambs."
by Styxhexenhammer August 30, 2009
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colonipop

co•lon'i•pop

(noun)
1- Something given to someone to sooth them when they have expelled something that has been kept inside building up pressure, real or metaphorically speaking.

2- A piece of hard candy attached to the end of a small stick that is held in the hand while the anus is licked.

3- A buttplug.

4- A lollipop given to someone after they receive a colonic.
1- "After he wasted 30 minutes of my time by telling me about his trouble with the DPT, I offered him a colonipop."
by T.bias, Kraquehaus Productions October 29, 2007
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colon confetti

Feces, poop, shit, diarrhea etc.
Mike: *Exits Bathroom* You might want to wait a few minutes before going in there. I just made colon confetti.
Joe: Thanks for the warning!
by Diegaa June 19, 2008
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Colinesque

Endlessly searching for better, faster, cooler regardless of the usability or the price
He want's to change his site again? That is sooo colinesque
by mvrekic June 1, 2009
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Colinette

col Colinette
by cavsavbac June 23, 2009
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