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cocaine

the most enjoyable drug i've ever taken. simple tools needed for snorting (nothing like weed whereas you need a bowl or a soda can if you want to be cheap): a nice, clean, hard surface (i used a book), a dollor bill, and a razorblade or credit card. it made my nose, tongue and lips pleasantly numb. it's not hard to get, felt much more alert after, although my eyes felt like they didn't need to blink because the pupils become dilated and bigger. definitely up there along with acid and x (i favor acid more)
snort cocaine through your nose
by chrissayyy August 15, 2006
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cocaine

£40 a gram
by stephen spileberg August 18, 2003
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liquid cocaine

1 Part Jaggermister, 1 Part Rumplemintz, 1 Part Goldschalger mix and shake with ice and pour shots. Very Peotent and can knock your dick in the dirt
That Liquid Cocaine just kicked my ass!
by andaub2002 April 3, 2010
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cockaide

1. A fancy looks hoop that fits around your western hat.
2. That decoration you remove from your western that your
ladyfriend enjoys wearing around her thigh naked.
3. What you put around your dick when you jerk-off to hard
and make your dick blead.
4. A large charity concert held to raise money to feed
starving chickens.
A feller walks into a bar and buys a shot of whiskey. The
barkeeper yells, 'You ain't got no cockaide on your hat you son of a bitch!" The feller cries out, "I was drunk last sundown, damn my ways and I forgot er' on that hooker's leg." The barkeeper pours a shot to bye gone's being bye gone's, and the feller drinks to his lost cockaide.

When you cut your finger slicing tomatoes you use a bandaide. When your dick bleads after jerking off too hard
you use a cockaide.

Farmer's have the Farmaide concerts, chickens have the
Cockaide concerts.
by that's not funny is it? July 22, 2007
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Cocaine Duck

Noun- Someone that really wants QWAAAACK.
That boy is such a cocaine duck!
by MiguelitoPortwito December 2, 2010
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cocaine sandwich

two layers of cocaine with heroin in the middle.
"Hey Tim, this is one great cocaine sandwich."
by phillyfryer December 31, 2011
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Cocaine Facebooking

The act of harassing people on Facebook who you wouldn't normally talk to because you are extremely high on white powders and have no one else to talk to as you have taken the day off of work.
Tarquin spent all day cocaine facebooking. By the end of the day people had deleted Tarquin from their friend list.
by Poptart. March 4, 2014
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