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“Cats and cucumbers”

Scared, terrified, jump out of your skin. Instead of OMG or Shit or oh Fuck

My friend walked in on me in the bathroom and I screamed and jumped like cats and cucumbers on the YouTube videos. I use ie all the time now and perfect when jumping out of your skin with fright.
“Cats and cucumbers”!!! You scared me half to death !!
by Balletmouse May 28, 2018
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Showing Sea Cucumber

When a transgender woman accidentally shows off her crotch while wearing a dress or skirt
“I was viewing the cityscape when I noticed I was showing sea cucumber to the whole world.”
by BossBalalaika June 29, 2021
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cucumbering

When a girl using a cucumber to pleasure herself and follows it by eating the cucumber.
Guy 1: Hey. See that half eaten cucumber over there?
Guy 2: Yeah. What about it?
Guy 1: Meghan cucumbered with that.
Guy 2: WHOA! You mean to say that was used for cucumbering!?!
Guy 1: You got it
Guy 2: Oh god I had a few slices of that in my salad
by Lee-bay April 13, 2009
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Hollow Cucumber

A fun party game to be played by boys. 2 - 20+ people can play.
1. A large cucumber is cut in half and using a knife, it is hollowed out to make a sort of container where liquids could be sorted temporarily.
2. The boys must all begin to masterbate at the same time.
3. When near orgasm/ejeculation, the boy must ejaculate into the cucumber so the semen is stored.
4. The game ends when all but one have ejaculated. They are the loser.
5. The loser must drop his pants and go on all fours, whilst the others attempt to fit the open end of the cucumber into his anus.
6. After it is inside it must be tipped up so the semen can pour out of it and into his cucumber-surrounded rectum. (An angle of 30+ degrees is recommended)
7. The game ends when all the semen has been emptied into the anus or after 5 minutes have past.
Person 1: "We have 30 minutes to kill, any quick games we could play?"
Person 2: "How about 'Hollow cucumber'?"
Person 1: "What a brilliant idea! I love that game!"
by Glby January 13, 2014
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Cucumbered

When someone 'plays it cool'.
He/She cucumbered me. Didn't text for fucking ages and then, WHAM, got one...
by android81 December 17, 2014
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Cucumber

A) a vegetable that sows the seed of chaos in a faithful Christian household
B) A metrosexual Brazilian Male that also sows the seed of chaos in a faithful Christian household
Cog: when she tries to prove that a cucumber is not an extramarital affair
Lindsey: she’s right though
Cog: she calls the Metrosexual Brazilian man that lives down the block a cucumber. The implication is its not because it’s a vegetable but because he might be gay.
by Cog Figgot August 10, 2018
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Caramel Cucumber

A game where you buy a cucumber and stick it halfway in any hole in the human body, you can also make one if there is no other way to go. Next sit on the cucumber and you and your partner roll down a hill. I the goal is to get the cucumber to break and who ever has the longest piece at the end wins.
"Did you ever play Rob in Caramel Cucumber?"

"Yeah, and i can still feel it."
by Callused Feet October 13, 2009
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