Cockstew

The horrific paste that oozes from a penis of a patient with V.D.

Dr. Haerlsem said that cockstew was a juvenile term, and that it was properly called dick gravy.

by Spanky Longthumb May 21, 2010

cockstrap

another term for jockstrap.

The athlete is wearing a shabby cockstrap.

by uttam maharjan March 23, 2011

Cocksettle

To settle in a relationship for a smaller penis than desired.

"I liked Brad, but he has a small penis."
"Girl, I think you should cocksettle."

by Speakseasy May 20, 2024

Cocket

The pocket in the front of a pair of briefs. Not to be confused with a dongdow.

My dick keeps getting poked by something. I think there's something sharp stuck in my cocket.

by Matt D. Underwood March 2, 2008

cockstir

An act of revenge against someone, the cockstir consists of you stirring your victim's drink with, you guessed it, your cock.

"That fucker just pissed on my leg"
"Dude, while he's getting you a towel, give him a cockstir."
"A what-"
"Shut up and stir his drink with your dick. That's all you got to do."

by Xionico February 24, 2009

Cocket

Small cock

You have a cocket

by OJ Da Hayward July 1, 2009

cockstranglers

The worst pair of pants you own which most times means the tightest pair you own.

Holy shit! I accidentally wore my cockstranglers for the date I had with my gf last night and I nearly passed out!

Damn it! All I have clean are my cockstranglers...

by DependOnDepends January 25, 2011