arse-cockle

Alternative term for a hemorrhoid (a.k.a. arse grape).

I'm suffering from the discharge from my arse-cockles and it's causing me some rather unpleasant chaffing in the pants region.

by The Wheelchair Detective August 22, 2006

hot cockolate

when you put a hot chocolate packet in your mouth and then have a man spluge in your mouth simultaneously. whip cream topping: optional. perfect for the holidays and covid friendly.

hey babe i got a packet of Swiss Miss, wanna make a hot cockolate?

by hot cock-olate September 15, 2020

Facebook Cocksleeve

A person who is a dick, but only chimes in on Facebook when another dick initiates it first.

“It seems that John is always Jimmy’s Facebook Cocksleeve.”

by Kooterkat January 2, 2021

Facebook Cocksleeve

A person who lacks the skill, knowledge, or self confidence to argue a point on their own, but who will comment if they have one or more people on their side who have commented first.

John always seems to be Jimmy’s Facebook Cocksleeve

by Kooterkat January 3, 2021

Psychometric cockometer

A psychic measuring rod that allows you to immpute the length of your ex girls new boyfriends penis

The psychometric cockometer pegs him at a girthy 9.375 inches

by D Flawless December 26, 2023

keyboard-cockler

put your penis in-between two keyboards and smash them together. must have rule 34 open and what ever you type during your pleasuring you must search. (no function keys aloud)

Guy 1 " hey man, instead of using the bag of milk, I'm gonna try the keyboard-cockler" guy two " sir this is a subway"

by Guttfeeling April 10, 2025

My large cockollie

This “cockollie” is a Body part on Ollie h, it is her feet. Ollie h feet are long as fuck and make her trip up all the time. Ollie h’s cockollies are so long and smelly that she can pick her dirty nose with her long ass toes.

My large cockollie: Ewww it’s Ollie h, omg look at her cockollies that actually makes me sick run away before I #vomit

by L 2 savvy September 7, 2020